Googly Eye Pictures

“You guys better stop being mean to me or Sandy Claws will come and eat you!”

“What?  Still believe in Sandy Claws?”

“Wow, what a loser!  Don’t you know that Sandy Claws is just a story parents tell to their children to get them to behave?”

“Yeah, what a moron…”

“He is real!  And he’s coming right now to eat you all up for being so mean to me!”

“Geez!  He’s really flipped his lid.  He’s not only a loser he’s crazy!”

“Uhh… what is that?”

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

“AHH!!! It’s Sandy Claws!”

“See, I told you.  I mean, he’s going to eat me now too, but he’ll eat me last!  It’s worth it.”

“Me want a cookie…”

“Me want cookie too…”

“Where we get cookie?”

“Me not know… maybe we go to store and buy milk, eggs, wheat, sugar, and then mix it and bake it?”

“Me no want cookie anymore…”

“Me neither…”

“Why does your gift look so sad?  OH!  No one brought the present a present?  Oh dear, poor thing…”