Googly Eye Pictures

Hold the presses!  We have a lovely googly submission from Shannon M. of Sterling Heights, MI!  She writes:

Your site inspired me to put googly eyes all over my employees desk this morning. I put them on everything, but here are a few of my favorites. I especially love the turtle.

Thank you for your submission!  I hope your office enjoyed the googly surprise they got.  Googly eyes truly do make everything better.

- Google Editor

“I used to have problems picking up girls at the beach.  That was until I tried the Sprouts Club for Men!   Now my beautiful green locks draw the ladies from all around town!”

“Hey, ladies!  One at a time!  ONE AT A TIME!  Take from me, you don’t have to let onion pattern baldness keep you out of the game!  Call us now!”

“I feel used up, Coach, you gotta throw in the towel…”

“No, no, you look great!  You get back in there an show those greasy pots and pans whats for!  Don’t you quit on me!”

“Hello?  HEELLLLOOOOO!!!  Is anyone out there?  Where has everyone gone?  Is anybody out there?”

“One second everyone is here the next they’re gone!  You!  Large creature?  Can you take me to where all my friends went?  You can?  OH, THANK YOU!”

“Well, Walter, you’ve been my agent for over fifty years now but I have to say I hain’t too happy with th’ work I’ve been getting lately.  What are we doin’ wrong?”

“What?  I’ve got to modernize?  You mean I’ve got to get all digital and such?  Well, I suppose I could start learnin’ how to staple together them digital documents just like those paper documents…”

“Okay, how do I get started?  I have to put a what in my where now?  Uh oh…”

“Please, put more tea in me.  Nothing would please me more, kind sir.  I will keep your tea fresh until the days of ghosts and wind.”

Cindy D. has sent us this rude yet delightful googly during our great time of need.  We are currently going through a googly drought, but Cindy has saved us in the nick of time!

Thanks again, Cindy!  What city and state do you hail from and what was the inspiration for this silence seeking cookie?

- Googly Editor

————– UPDATE!!!  ————-

Cindy is from Alexandria, VA  and it’s not a cookie, it’s a seashell!