Punky Knifester
Googly eyes posted on February 3rd, 2012 in Appliance Googlies Rockin Googlies
“Well, Walter, you’ve been my agent for over fifty years now but I have to say I hain’t too happy with th’ work I’ve been getting lately. What are we doin’ wrong?”
“What? I’ve got to modernize? You mean I’ve got to get all digital and such? Well, I suppose I could start learnin’ how to staple together them digital documents just like those paper documents…”
“Okay, how do I get started? I have to put a what in my where now? Uh oh…”
“Howdy, Partner! What’s shakin’? Y’all wanna go chew some to-baccy and shoot some whiskey?”
“Ballet!?! Do you mean the kind with the bear on the tricycle? No? Awwwwwwww RATS!!!!”