Googly Eye Pictures

“Hey, c’mon people!  You don’t need to use those dumb ol’ modern metal monstrosities over there!  Ol’ Jake is comin’ outta retirement!  Who here wants an espresso, Victorian age style?”

Sweet!

Super Sweet!

“Hey, Bob.  Another hard day at work, eh?”

“You said it, Paul!  Man, I thought this day was NEVER gonna end!”

“Well, it’s a living, as they say.  In this economy we should feel lucky to get any sort of work at all.  I just wish we got to see some tips once in a while…”

“Eh, suit yourself.  I think we see enough “tips” as it is, Paul…”

I think it’s time you meet the real star and workhorse of AllGoogly.com: the laptop I do all my work on.  Take a bow, good buddy!

“Hey folks!  Do you need somethin’ warm n’ fuzzy to cover your bedroom floor?”

“Well COME ON DOWN to Manny’s Land of Carpets!  We’ve got everything you want or need!  SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!”

“We’ve got gray carpets, brown carpets, beige carpets, all sorts of carpets and more!”

“We’re here waiting just for you, so COME ON DOWN and never feel sad again!  EVER!!!  MANNY’S LAND OF CARPETS!!!!”

These two have been banished from my house for an indefinite period of time.  That’s right, I’ve been living with no internet or TV at home for a while now.  I find time to update this site and others when at work or while getting coffee.

Sure, it’s quite a bit less convenient, but so far it is working great and I suddenly have a lot more time on my hands.

BTW, you may have noticed a change to the rating system on this site.  There was a certain east coast state college that had been voting down any googlies that posed a threat to their mascot being shown as the number one googly.  So, I removed the capability to rate something down.  Now you can only favorite something.

A better system really, though it has some kinks to be worked out, so sorry if I suddenly reset the ratings a third time.

- Googly Editor

Attention human!  I am a robot!   Halt movement immediately!  Come close please!

Do you know the way to Sesame Street?  I am a robot.  I have a very important message for a large bird.

Why does every human laugh when I ask this question?  It is my one and only purpose programmed into me by my creators at BongHit University.  I must tell the large bird about the furry elephant’s location.  I am a robot.

“Want to learn more about the return of service plan for 2010?  Go to metrostlouis.org and find out all you need to know and more, and thanks again for voting YES on Prop A!”