Googly Eye Pictures

“Hello!  I am a dutch oven!   What is that?  You also have in America another thing that you also call a ‘dutch oven’?  What is that?”

“Oh… well that’s just gross…”

“Hey, there washer-man.  I have a date tomorrow and I’d like an extra super-shine for my nice-lookings, da?”

“Da!  That’s what I was talking about!  You want a tip?  What, you think this is still the Soviet Empire?  Go take a hike on a long pier, comrade.”

“Hey, buddy!   What’s your problem, huh?   Just keep on staring at me like that and I’ll print out a label you will never forget.”

“Sigh… I hate my job.  The only time I get to go outside is when it’s raining.  So depressing…”

“Ciao Bella!  Oh, you are such a beautiful a-lady!  You are from-a America?  It’s such a beautiful country!  We go to-a-the-bed, yes?”

“Eh, Mario!  I seem to have offended the a-lady!  You’re English is a better than mine; what should I say?”

“Okay!  We give you-a-the free espresso!  Very bouncy!  We get married and have lots of children!  What happened?  She run-a-the off now?  Americans are so weird!”

Googly Editor here,

Okay, folks, I’ll admit it.  We’re running out of ideas here at AllGoogly.com.  But don’t worry, we are going to be doing some crack journalism over in the Caribbean come the end of October.  We are sending Googly field reporter Christine and me, the Googly Editor, on an all expense paid trip to take some googly eye photos in exotic and vibrant locations.  Go Googly!

- googly editor