Mr. Scissors Has A Sharp Wit
Googly eyes posted on December 18th, 2011 in Appliance Googlies
“Howdy, Partner! What’s shakin’? Y’all wanna go chew some to-baccy and shoot some whiskey?”
“Ballet!?! Do you mean the kind with the bear on the tricycle? No? Awwwwwwww RATS!!!!”
“Hello! I am a dutch oven! What is that? You also have in America another thing that you also call a ‘dutch oven’? What is that?”
“Oh… well that’s just gross…”
“Hey, there washer-man. I have a date tomorrow and I’d like an extra super-shine for my nice-lookings, da?”
“Da! That’s what I was talking about! You want a tip? What, you think this is still the Soviet Empire? Go take a hike on a long pier, comrade.”
“Hey, buddy! What’s your problem, huh? Just keep on staring at me like that and I’ll print out a label you will never forget.”