“Time for a nice cup of coffee and relax with a news-WOAH!!! What’s that?!?”
“Oh, hi there! I’m a cow and I’m in sitting in your coffee. How’s it goin’?”
“Time for a nice cup of coffee and relax with a news-WOAH!!! What’s that?!?”
“Oh, hi there! I’m a cow and I’m in sitting in your coffee. How’s it goin’?”
“Hey, guys, never, ever, EVER tip a cow…”
“Tip a barista instead! They work hard to give you your triple half-calf double whip soy vanilla lattes!”
“MOOOOOOOOO!!!”
I recently went to Al Waha in St. Louis and had this lovely cup of coffee flavored with cardamom and prepared in the Bedouin tradition.
It was quite delicious. And the hookahs and food were quite lovely as well. For those of you who need something interesting to do on Christmas you can come to Al Waha at 10:30 PM Saturday to see burlesque performed by none other than Lola Van Ella herself along with Jeez Loueez!
“Hey, looks like you’re havin’ a great time not havin’ a headache, pal. You know, it’d be a real shame if somehow you happen’d to get one…”
“What am I implying? I ain’t implyin’ nothin’. I’m just sayin’ it be a real shame…”
“Now, if you were to say… I dunno… maybe drink some coffee outta me, I could make sure that didn’t happen. I mean, if you don’t I can’t say whether or not you’d get a headache; it’s all uncertain like, you know?”
“Hey, look who decided to make a wise decision! I’ll be back here everyday to help make sure you don’t get any of those headaches. Be seeing you…”
“Wow, these are great seats, Sugar! You can almost see the beads of sweat on all the players.”
“Ooh! That looks like it hurt! Hey, Honey! Did you see that play?”
“It was a nice one, that is for sure.”
“Hello, my name is Cinnamon, and I am enjoying this game as much as-”
“Shut up, Cinnamon! No one wants to talk to you.”
“Ohh… Okay…”