Googly Eye Pictures

Cindy D. has sent us this rude yet delightful googly during our great time of need.  We are currently going through a googly drought, but Cindy has saved us in the nick of time!

Thanks again, Cindy!  What city and state do you hail from and what was the inspiration for this silence seeking cookie?

- Googly Editor

————– UPDATE!!!  ————-

Cindy is from Alexandria, VA  and it’s not a cookie, it’s a seashell!

“Hey, there, hot stuff!  Do you come here often?  Want to meet me for some coffee next month?”

“You will?  How about on the 17th of February?  Sweet!   Finally I meet a girl whom I don’t have to bend over backwards for!  See you then!”

“GREETINGS!!!  My fine, fellow Americans, are you looking for an educational and entertaining book to read?”

“Look no further, friends!  Read this very well thought out and put together book about my political life and some very funny and poignant political cartoons that still hold meaning to this day!  BULLY!!!”

…But He’s Got Bugness In His Veins

And now, another chapter in the life of the most exciting crime fighter the world has ever known!  GOOOOGLYYYYYY  MAAAAAAAAANNN!

“Hello?  Police commissioner?  I am a new superhero in the area.  I just want you to know that I am available on weekend evenings from 5pm to 7pm for superhero work, and every other weekend starting next weekend.  Here is my phone number is case you wish to reach me.  I’ll be waiting outside in the Googly Mobile.”

Tune in next week for the next exciting episode of the most exciting episode of GOOOOOGLYYYY MAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!  (HE’S EVERYWHERE!  HE’S EVERYWHERE!!!!!)

“SPA SPA SPA!!!  Wanna go have to the spa?  It’s time to spa, c’mon let’s go to the spa!  Hey lady, let’s go to the spa!”

“Play it cool!  Here come the spa cops!  GUILTY, of not being in a spa.  Go straight to spa jail.   Dad, I’m in a spa!  I’m proud of you!  Dad, are you a spa?  Yes, and now we can be a family again.  Spa, spa, spa, spa… SPAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”

“Yeah, I’m on a beverage.  So?  You wanna fight about it?  Huh?!?  I didn’t think so…”

“Uhh… do I take this box to be my partner for life till death do us part?  Umm… I Uh…”

“OHMYGOD  I CAN’T DO IT!  I’M RUNNING AWAY SORRY!!!”

“Oh wait… I’m a box.  I don’t have legs.  Well, in that case, yes.  I do.”