Googly Eye Pictures

Nothin’ fancy here.  Just another googly eyed creamer pot.  This one was from Denny’s at Lake St. Louis.

Ryan’s shoes really need to lay off the coffee…

“Hey folks!  Do you need somethin’ warm n’ fuzzy to cover your bedroom floor?”

“Well COME ON DOWN to Manny’s Land of Carpets!  We’ve got everything you want or need!  SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!”

“We’ve got gray carpets, brown carpets, beige carpets, all sorts of carpets and more!”

“We’re here waiting just for you, so COME ON DOWN and never feel sad again!  EVER!!!  MANNY’S LAND OF CARPETS!!!!”

FOOD FOR ME? FOOD FOR ME!?!?

Aww…. It’s not food for me…

FOOD FOR ME!?   FOOD FOR ME!?!?!?

Awww…. Not food for me….

“TOOKAHDOOO!!!  What are you doing here!?  You’re not supposed to be in this dimension!  How did you get here?”

“You gotta go back right now or else who knows what will happen?  DOOKDAHDOOO!!!!  Get back in that weird metal thing you came in here on and never come back!”

“Okay… I don’t know what you just did, but please undo it… NOW!!!”

“BAD CHINESE DRAGON DOG!  VERY BAD!”

“Eating that poor man’s soul like that!  That soul wasn’t yours, was it?”

“You know what you did…”

“HEY MISTER!”

“One time my sister had the flu, and the doctor said the flu got into her foot so they had to take her foot off, but the foot wasn’t a normal foot anymore so it began talking to everyone about Star Trek all the time and it liked listening to Michael Jackson, but it didn’t like the Jackson Five which I think is weird because he’s the lead singer but he was just a little boy like I am now.  You know I always wanted to be a music singer like Michael Jackson, I mean not like when he was old and weird but when he was young.  I wish my sister’s foot liked the young Michael better because maybe then he could coach me and be my manager and we’d make a million dollars.”

“Okay, bye, mister!”

“My name is Ducky.  I know it may sound crazy, but I live inside of your mind.”

“There’s a girl in the catacombs hidden in the basement.  She’s homeless and has been secretly living there for some time…”

“Find her and help her get started in life again.  This will be a turning point in both of your lives.”

“WHAT?!  No, doctor, I haven’t been bothering the visitors.  I’ll take my medicine.  I’m making progress and I’m going to all of my meetings.  Please don’t take my time outside away again!”

“Wow… I can’t believe we spent the last five years watching every movie ever made…”

“I lost my job…”

“I lost my wife…”

“I think I’m going blind!”

“Want to watch them all again?”

“Yeah!”

“Sure, why not…”