Googly Eye Pictures

“What am I supposed to be?  What kind of question is that?  How rude!  I’m going back to the realm of imagination where things treat me with respect.  Hmmph!”

Yes, without a doubt.

Okay, it’s actually tea, but I just love that quote.

“Would I mind if a pot of scaldingly hot boiling water was placed on me?”

“Why, YES!  I would LOVE to have a pot of scaldingly hot boiling water was placed on me!  It’s what I’m here for, chum!”

“Welcome to the Yak-Factory, folks!  I’m headlining here tonight and boy are my arms tired!”

“Woah!  Tough crowd!  Hey, did you hear the one about the sick cookie?”

“He was feeling, ‘crumby’.  CRUMBY!  Get It?  HAH!”

“Uh oh!  Looks like my time is up!  You all have a great show after they throw me out the back door!  HUZZAH!!!”

Yet another submission from Jason S. of Woodstock, NY!  Stay classy, New York!

“Play you a song?  Look, son, I’m tired.  I’ve been working all day and night playing songs and now’s my time to relax with a nice stiff cocktail and a cigar, you dig?”

“Are you deaf, son?  I ain’t gonna play no Yankee Doodle Dandy!  Get outta my face and let me sink my troubles into this old fashioned.”

“HEY!  Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to get between an magical talking piano and his beverage?  SCRAM!  Or I’ll play some of that Yankee Doodle up-side your head!  Lousy tourists…”