Googly Eye Pictures

“Golly, I’m so lonely!  Why don’t any of the nice boys in town want to go out with me?”

“OOH!  It’s Bryan!  HEY BRYAN!  WANT TO… WANT TO SEE A  MOVIE SOME TIME?  MAYBE?  HUH?”

“Aww… he’s running away.  Do you think he doesn’t like movies?  Sigh… I’m going to be alone forever…”

Ryan’s shoes really need to lay off the coffee…

My friend Sonnee helped me make this googly monstrosity of delicious deep-dishness.

It was indeed a fine tasty meal, and some fine, fine improv comedy that night.  Gotta love Lemmon’s.

“Oh, how I enjoy being a Qdoba Mango Salad with Grilled Chicken!  Life is good!”

“Wait— What was that noise?  Did you hear something?  Uh oh, something’s coming out of the woods!”

“Help!  I’m being eaten!  Oh curse my delicious flavors and crispy, tasty shell!”

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Googly Editor here.  Just a little more Qdoba inspired silliness designed to perhaps elicit some more free food from the Qdoba people.  The Mango Salad is indeed rather good, especially with the grilled chicken added.  I kinda wish they had a version with steak instead (looks to Qdoba marketing with expectant eyes).

“Hey, looks like you’re havin’ a great time not havin’ a headache, pal.   You know, it’d be a real shame if somehow you happen’d to get one…”

“What am I implying?  I ain’t implyin’ nothin’.  I’m just sayin’ it be a real shame…”

“Now, if you were to say… I dunno… maybe drink some coffee outta me, I could make sure that didn’t happen.  I mean, if you don’t I can’t say whether or not you’d get a headache; it’s all uncertain like, you know?”

“Hey, look who decided to make a wise decision!  I’ll be back here everyday to help make sure you don’t get any of those headaches.  Be seeing you…”

Anthropologists are all atwitter over the latest discovery of yet another undiscovered wood-age tribe: The Floater Tribe

The Floaters live high in the tree canopies harvesting food and spending a great deal of time socializing and engaging in tribal dances.

There is a very strict hierarchical social order that they all obey.  There are important social niceties and rituals for superiors and inferiors that incur great penalties if they are no followed.

This fellow is giving the traditional full stare given to a superior.  He was obviously impressed by our cameras and equipment and believed himself to be below our stature.

This higher classed individual is wearing the regal green of a leader.  His stance seems to be ambiguous towards us.  Almost giving us the submissive full-stare and yet giving the detached, quarter turn glance that a superior gives to one lesser than his or her place in their society.

You may say that such a rigid social structure is a bad thing, but who are we to judge how other civilizations decide how to run their own lives?  Now that the rest of humanity has made contact with this lost tribe it is only a matter of time until they change to match the rest of the world.  Until then, we in the anthropology community will study and learn all we can from them before they are assimilated into modern western culture.

A rarely seen site, this school of Leaf Fish are making their way upstream to spawn.

The thin, verdant fish are neither plant nor animal, but a mysterious hybrid scientists are still trying to understand.

Evidence of a divine creator, or perhaps just a quick of evolution man does not yet understand?  Either way they are a beautiful site to behold and bring a sense of wonder to all who gaze upon their leafy fishiness.

Found these two hanging out at Ragazzi’s in St. Louis.

They crack me up!  Much thanks to my friend Ben for placing the googly eyes just so.