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Cycake Has One Eye
Posted on March 3rd, 2010 in Creepy Googlies Food Googlies
“Ah, life! It burns in us as it burns us away! Life and death, they are the same, no?”
“My friends lie here. They were once alive like me. We all must one day lie crumpled and smoldering like them. For to live, is to die!”
“And I too must now dance the dance of death. Was my life a good one or a bad one? It matters not; It was a life, and that is all. Now turn into sweet ash for all of eternity! Such is life! Au Revoir!”
Don’t Litter
Posted on February 23rd, 2010 in Appliance Googlies Creepy Googlies
“Hey, everyone out there! Remember not to litter when you’re out and about our beautiful city streets!”
“OR I’LL KICK YOUR LITTERIN’ ASS!!!”
“Hello, children! Me am a delicious green pie! Who want to eat some of me first?”
“Wha? What you mean me look disgusting? Me made out of oreo cookies, marshmallows and green jello! You like all these things right? Me all these things! ME DELICIOUS!!!”
“Why the children run away from me? Me was supposed to be most delicious pie ever! ME DON’T UNDERSTAND! WHY WAS ME CREATED? ME ABOMINATION! ME MONSTER!!! WAAAAAAAUGH!!!”
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“Ho Hum! How goes the day, my good man? I say, I say! What a beautiful day!”
“Saaaaaaayyy… so would you happen to know where I could buy some… ‘doughnuts’? You know… ‘doughnuts‘?”
“At the doughnut shop around the corner!? Ho Hum! I don’t think you heard me right. I said ‘doughnuts’… eh? You have no idea what I’m talking about do you? Ho hum, move along ya’ bum…”
Never Trust a Lamp
Posted on February 14th, 2010 in Creepy Googlies Sci-Fi Googlies
“Greetings! I am a friendly lamp from outerspace! I come in peace! Please do not be alarmed as I try to land on your planet.”
“Ho ho! So many questions you have about why I’m descending upon your soil! Just let me land and I’ll answer all your questions in due time!”
“Uh oh! You just shot at me with missiles and lasers! Looks like question/answer time will have to wait until after I DESTROY ALL OF YOU!!!”
“DESTROY FIRST, TALK LATER! NNNAAAAYGH!”
“What’s that you said? Googly Brand shampoo washes hair twice as well as it’s competitors? Get outta here!
“No, seriously, get out of here! This is my private shower in my house! You and your camera crew better get moving or I’ll call the police!”
I never knew George Washington had such long, lovely eyelashes…
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