Googly Eye Pictures

Archeologists and anthropologists have long agreed that the invention of the googly eye was one of the heralding events of human civilization.  It is hotly debated whether or not fire had been invented before googly eyes, but the influence googly eyes had upon the rise of civilization cannot be denied.

And to all a good googly!

“Oohh…  Jesus. I think I drank too much of your blood last night.  I think I’ll eat some of your bones and take a nap.”

“HALT!!!  I know why you are here, Jack, Kate,  Sawyer.  I can answer all of your questions.  All you have done has led to this moment.  I will now tell you all you need to know and you shall become gods over all of humanity.”

“I am the one who brought you here.  I am the one who had set all the rules by which all has happened.  You are the ones I have waited for.  I am the fulfiller of your destiny.”

“Wait!  What are you doing?  If you sever me from the cerebus mainframe I shall perish, and you will never know my secrets.  You will never know what power you could wield.  I could make you immortal like Jacob.  I could make each of you a god more powerful than Anubis, more powerful than Isis, more powerful than any human who has ever lived!”

“No… stop!  If you kill me you will never escape the island.  You will die here and your soul will remain here forever!   I have lived for 10,000 years!  I am humanity!  I am your history, your science, I AM GOD!”

“You fools… now all is lost.  All is lost.  I… am… god… your… creator…  I… am… the… one… called……. I……. ammmmmmmm……….”

“I am Bala, goddess of Pinball!”

“I guide all pinballs t0o their rightful place in the universe.  Use your karmic flippers…”

“Karmic flippers!?  Really?  That’s what the script says?  Jeez, give me a break!  Call my agent and tell her she’s fired.”

“Alhurra, mortals.  We, the three divine spirits of the sacred feminine, have returned.”

“You have become distracted by your technology and male dominated warring nations.  We are disappointed”

“You all have so much knowledge now, yet so little wisdom to use it properly.  In time you will destroy yourselves.”

“Give  away your artificial mental constructs and embrace the sweet intuition of the Goddess and let her guide you to a new life.”

“Surrender your machines, your computers, your televisions.  Be lost in a world of artifice no more and return to the forests and the love of the Goddess.”

“But please do not close your Starbucks coffee shops.  These the Goddess has deemed sacred and may remain.  All hail the Goddess!“

“Behold!  You are in the presence of Totokamun, God of wine and corks!”

“Place your bottles of wine before me and I shall ascend the corks to heaven so that the wine may flow free!”

Worshipers everywhere are gathering to pray at the feet of the googly-eyed angel of St. Louis, the newest of a long string of googly eye related miracles occurring all around the area.

One look into her calming eyes and all the worlds problems seem to fade away in a heavenly peace.

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Note:  Googly created and taken at Novak’s Bar and Grill in St. Louis.