Googly Eye Pictures

“HALT!!!  I know why you are here, Jack, Kate,  Sawyer.  I can answer all of your questions.  All you have done has led to this moment.  I will now tell you all you need to know and you shall become gods over all of humanity.”

“I am the one who brought you here.  I am the one who had set all the rules by which all has happened.  You are the ones I have waited for.  I am the fulfiller of your destiny.”

“Wait!  What are you doing?  If you sever me from the cerebus mainframe I shall perish, and you will never know my secrets.  You will never know what power you could wield.  I could make you immortal like Jacob.  I could make each of you a god more powerful than Anubis, more powerful than Isis, more powerful than any human who has ever lived!”

“No… stop!  If you kill me you will never escape the island.  You will die here and your soul will remain here forever!   I have lived for 10,000 years!  I am humanity!  I am your history, your science, I AM GOD!”

“You fools… now all is lost.  All is lost.  I… am… god… your… creator…  I… am… the… one… called……. I……. ammmmmmmm……….”

“I am Bala, goddess of Pinball!”

“I guide all pinballs t0o their rightful place in the universe.  Use your karmic flippers…”

“Karmic flippers!?  Really?  That’s what the script says?  Jeez, give me a break!  Call my agent and tell her she’s fired.”

“Alhurra, mortals.  We, the three divine spirits of the sacred feminine, have returned.”

“You have become distracted by your technology and male dominated warring nations.  We are disappointed”

“You all have so much knowledge now, yet so little wisdom to use it properly.  In time you will destroy yourselves.”

“Give  away your artificial mental constructs and embrace the sweet intuition of the Goddess and let her guide you to a new life.”

“Surrender your machines, your computers, your televisions.  Be lost in a world of artifice no more and return to the forests and the love of the Goddess.”

“But please do not close your Starbucks coffee shops.  These the Goddess has deemed sacred and may remain.  All hail the Goddess!“

“Behold!  You are in the presence of Totokamun, God of wine and corks!”

“Place your bottles of wine before me and I shall ascend the corks to heaven so that the wine may flow free!”

Worshipers everywhere are gathering to pray at the feet of the googly-eyed angel of St. Louis, the newest of a long string of googly eye related miracles occurring all around the area.

One look into her calming eyes and all the worlds problems seem to fade away in a heavenly peace.

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Note:  Googly created and taken at Novak’s Bar and Grill in St. Louis.

Archeologists across the globe are all a twitter about the latest artifact find in Egypt:

Not much is known about the Pharaoh buried in the sarcophagus but no doubt can be made about the care taken to preserve his remains.

For millenia his unblinking eyes have watched the world, now the world is watching him.

In the beginning, the Earth was without form and devoid of disco…

Then the god of disco did say, “Let there be boogie nights” and he saw that it was good.

And all across the world there came flashing floor tiles, shimmering orbs of light, and tight, tight clothing.

A mighty disco beat filled the air which begat MFSB, which begat Donna Summer, which begat the Bee Gees, which begat the Village People.  And the Village People came upon the masses and said, “Let there be the wearing of funny hats and the movement of arms in the shape of letters” and all could see it was good.

Little known fact: In ancient Rome it was not uncommon for the basilicas to be decorated with googly eyes.

This really proves how advanced ancient Roman architecture was for its time. Look how well crafted each googly eye is; great quality even for today’s standards.

If not for the fall of the Roman Empire, who knows how far advanced googly technologies would be by now?

You have had googly eyes before, you will have googly eyes again.  When a person dies, the googly eyes pass from one body on to the next.  Death is just an illusion to be overcome.

“Oh, hello there!  I wasn’t expecting company.  Please come closer, mortal.”

“Yes, yes, I am sure you have lots of questions about why I am perching on top of the world.”

“No, do not worry.  It is no problem.  I will move along in good time.  I am just getting some sun.  I may be one of the gods but I am cold-blooded after all.”

“Did I destroy your village accidentally?  My apologies, dear mortal.  Cycle of life and death, you know.  Now if you’ll escuse me I need to go into solar hibernation for one thousand years.  Good night!”