
“Yeah, I finally went and did it. No, really. I got gold caps on all of my teeth. Does it look good? Check this out!”

“Uhhuh! Uhhhuh! Pretty nice, huh? They cost me like a grand but they are totally awesome! I’m going to be swimming in ladies soon!”

“Why is everyone laughing? I think they’re pretty neat. Awww, you guys don’t know anything about fashion. I’m hitting the town tonight!”

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“Ya, I like bein’ on the fishin’ show. Sure it kinda hurts when they grab me by the mouth, but I get some good chomps in there, I tell you whut!”

“Do I think this show makes Oklahoma people look kinda stupid? Ehhhh, well… let me noodle on that one fer a bit…”

“That one was a joke right there! You didn’t catch it and you think Oklahoma people are stupid. And guess whut son? You just missed another one! HEHEHAY!!! “

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“Sigh… I hate my job. The only time I get to go outside is when it’s raining. So depressing…”

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“How do I keep my long hair so perfect and beautiful?”

“Well, I’m on a bag, silly! Tee hee!”

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