Googly Eye Pictures

One of the best movies ever made, in my opinion.

“Spade, what are you looking at?”

“I don’t know, Effie, ever think there’s something strange about our world?  Like everything we say and do is somehow preordained and described in simple words most people can’t see?”

“No.   Never.”

“Then be a good girl and get me some coffee.  I’m so tired I must be seeing things.”

“Did you hear that!?”

“Hear what?”

“They it is again!  I think someone is taking pictures of us!”

“Oh, don’t be ridiculous.  Why would anyone be taking pictures of us?”

“There it is again!  That was a camera shutter, I know it!  Why would someone be taking pictures of us?”

“I don’t know, maybe they’re taking photos for ‘Paranoid and Camera Shy People’ Magazine”.

While out at the Atomic Cowboy in St. Louis I happened along Angelina Jolie who was in the area filming a new movie.

She was gracious enough to let me put googly eyes on her and take some photos.  She’s really quite approachable and was a lot of fun to hang out with.

I got to meet her through my friend Angie who plays a lot of extra roles in movies in St. Louis.

She’s been in quite a few films lately and was able to lure Angelina out for a drink after a full day of filming.

We had breakfast at Denny’s the next morning.  You can tell I had a little too much to drink the previous night; look at my eyes.

One of the best movies ever.

I recently got a new fleece jacket that was on sale.  I probably would not have gotten if it wasn’t 75% off, but I’m still going to wear it proudly when it gets a little chilly outside.

“Here is your mission briefing, Secret Agent Swingline.  After reading it destroy it immediately, as it is FOR YOUR EYES ONLY!” *cue dramatic music*

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NOTE:  This Googlesday submission is brought to us by Marion.  Thanks, Marion, you rock!

- Googly Editor

“HALT!!!  I know why you are here, Jack, Kate,  Sawyer.  I can answer all of your questions.  All you have done has led to this moment.  I will now tell you all you need to know and you shall become gods over all of humanity.”

“I am the one who brought you here.  I am the one who had set all the rules by which all has happened.  You are the ones I have waited for.  I am the fulfiller of your destiny.”

“Wait!  What are you doing?  If you sever me from the cerebus mainframe I shall perish, and you will never know my secrets.  You will never know what power you could wield.  I could make you immortal like Jacob.  I could make each of you a god more powerful than Anubis, more powerful than Isis, more powerful than any human who has ever lived!”

“No… stop!  If you kill me you will never escape the island.  You will die here and your soul will remain here forever!   I have lived for 10,000 years!  I am humanity!  I am your history, your science, I AM GOD!”

“You fools… now all is lost.  All is lost.  I… am… god… your… creator…  I… am… the… one… called……. I……. ammmmmmmm……….”

A very deep-hearted apology to the owner of this DVD.  I damaged the box when I removed the googly eyes.   Sorry….