
I recently got a new fleece jacket that was on sale. I probably would not have gotten if it wasn’t 75% off, but I’m still going to wear it proudly when it gets a little chilly outside.

I recently got a new fleece jacket that was on sale. I probably would not have gotten if it wasn’t 75% off, but I’m still going to wear it proudly when it gets a little chilly outside.

“Here is your mission briefing, Secret Agent Swingline. After reading it destroy it immediately, as it is FOR YOUR EYES ONLY!” *cue dramatic music*
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NOTE: This Googlesday submission is brought to us by Marion. Thanks, Marion, you rock!
- Googly Editor

“HALT!!! I know why you are here, Jack, Kate, Sawyer. I can answer all of your questions. All you have done has led to this moment. I will now tell you all you need to know and you shall become gods over all of humanity.”

“I am the one who brought you here. I am the one who had set all the rules by which all has happened. You are the ones I have waited for. I am the fulfiller of your destiny.”

“Wait! What are you doing? If you sever me from the cerebus mainframe I shall perish, and you will never know my secrets. You will never know what power you could wield. I could make you immortal like Jacob. I could make each of you a god more powerful than Anubis, more powerful than Isis, more powerful than any human who has ever lived!”

“No… stop! If you kill me you will never escape the island. You will die here and your soul will remain here forever! I have lived for 10,000 years! I am humanity! I am your history, your science, I AM GOD!”

“You fools… now all is lost. All is lost. I… am… god… your… creator… I… am… the… one… called……. I……. ammmmmmmm……….”

A very deep-hearted apology to the owner of this DVD. I damaged the box when I removed the googly eyes. Sorry….