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Googly Dessert Thing

Googly Editor — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 03:11:24 +0000

Bald Onions Come In Last

Googly Editor — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:39:42 +0000

“I used to have problems picking up girls at the beach. That was until I tried the Sprouts Club for Men! Now my beautiful green locks draw the ladies from all around town!”

“Hey, ladies! One at a time! ONE AT A TIME! Take from me, you don’t have to let onion pattern baldness keep you out of the game! Call us now!”

The Chocolate Stands Alone

Googly Editor — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 02:01:41 +0000

“Hello? HEELLLLOOOOO!!! Is anyone out there? Where has everyone gone? Is anybody out there?”

“One second everyone is here the next they’re gone! You! Large creature? Can you take me to where all my friends went? You can? OH, THANK YOU!”

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

Googly Editor — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:22:53 +0000

Cindy D. has sent us this rude yet delightful googly during our great time of need. We are currently going through a googly drought, but Cindy has saved us in the nick of time!

Thanks again, Cindy! What city and state do you hail from and what was the inspiration for this silence seeking cookie?

- Googly Editor

————– UPDATE!!! ————-

Cindy is from Alexandria, VA and it’s not a cookie, it’s a seashell!

Suspicious Kiwi Fruits

Googly Editor — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:04:42 +0000

Googly Life-Savers

Googly Editor — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 03:03:41 +0000

Super Hotel Buffet Duo

Googly Editor — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:51:32 +0000

Googly Eggplant Parmigiano

Googly Editor — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:27:25 +0000

Googly Pies

Googly Editor — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 01:02:18 +0000

“HELP!!! WE CAN’T BREATHE!!!!!”

A Couple Of Nice Grapefruits

Googly Editor — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 03:18:26 +0000