Googly Eye Pictures

“I used to have problems picking up girls at the beach.  That was until I tried the Sprouts Club for Men!   Now my beautiful green locks draw the ladies from all around town!”

“Hey, ladies!  One at a time!  ONE AT A TIME!  Take from me, you don’t have to let onion pattern baldness keep you out of the game!  Call us now!”

“Hello?  HEELLLLOOOOO!!!  Is anyone out there?  Where has everyone gone?  Is anybody out there?”

“One second everyone is here the next they’re gone!  You!  Large creature?  Can you take me to where all my friends went?  You can?  OH, THANK YOU!”

Cindy D. has sent us this rude yet delightful googly during our great time of need.  We are currently going through a googly drought, but Cindy has saved us in the nick of time!

Thanks again, Cindy!  What city and state do you hail from and what was the inspiration for this silence seeking cookie?

- Googly Editor

————– UPDATE!!!  ————-

Cindy is from Alexandria, VA  and it’s not a cookie, it’s a seashell!

“HELP!!! WE CAN’T BREATHE!!!!!”