Googly Eye Pictures

“Hey, Bob.  Another hard day at work, eh?”

“You said it, Paul!  Man, I thought this day was NEVER gonna end!”

“Well, it’s a living, as they say.  In this economy we should feel lucky to get any sort of work at all.  I just wish we got to see some tips once in a while…”

“Eh, suit yourself.  I think we see enough “tips” as it is, Paul…”

“Golly, I’m so lonely!  Why don’t any of the nice boys in town want to go out with me?”

“OOH!  It’s Bryan!  HEY BRYAN!  WANT TO… WANT TO SEE A  MOVIE SOME TIME?  MAYBE?  HUH?”

“Aww… he’s running away.  Do you think he doesn’t like movies?  Sigh… I’m going to be alone forever…”

Oh, what a cute little white worm!  Dressed like a super hero!  Nothing dirty about this googly.  Sperm in a cape?  You have a dirty mind.

Umm… Okay.  Hey folks, you probably shouldn’t Google that phrase.  If you do, I in no way responsible for what you might see.  (Cripes… I think we might be losing our PG-13 rating on this site after this post…)

Any rate, googly created by the ever funny and boisterous Michael F of St. Louis, MO!

My friend Sonnee helped me make this googly monstrosity of delicious deep-dishness.

It was indeed a fine tasty meal, and some fine, fine improv comedy that night.  Gotta love Lemmon’s.

“Hello, my loyal subjects of the Bug Cake Nebula!  Am I not the most beautiful queen ever to rule the galaxy?”

“Gaze in awe at my beautifully jeweled back!  Such lucky subjects to have such a lovely creature for a ruler!”

“Wait!  You are not all gasping in awe of my beauty with enough fervor!  I sense a lack of earnest!  All my subjects must go back into the spice mines and work  away their lack of appreciation for their queen!  All of you begone and toil for your master!”

“Sigh… running a galaxy is such hard work.  I need to take a beauty rest.  Poor me…”

“Here I am!  Mustard to save the day!  I make onion rings better in every way!”

“What?  You don’t have any food to put me on?  No problem, friend, I add that extra zing to any beverage, beer or cocktail alike!  Nothing like a nice mustardy Guinness, eh?”

“Oh sure, walk all over me why don’t you?”

“Did that sound sarcastic?  It wasn’t supposed to.  I’m a rug!  Walk all over me all you like.  It brings me happiness to keep your feet warm and comfy.”