Googly Eye Pictures

“Hello, children!  Me am a delicious green pie!  Who want to eat some of me first?”

“Wha?  What you mean me look disgusting?  Me made out of oreo cookies, marshmallows and green jello!  You like all these things right?  Me all these things!  ME DELICIOUS!!!”

“Why the children run away from me?  Me was supposed to be most delicious pie ever!  ME DON’T UNDERSTAND!  WHY WAS ME CREATED?  ME ABOMINATION!  ME MONSTER!!!  WAAAAAAAUGH!!!”

“Hey, great party… but, um… do you think the shrimp is still fresh?  It’s been sitting out maybe a little bit too long…”

I found a leaf during a morning stroll that reminded me of a mouse.

“Get a job!?  Why would I do that?  The sewer is my home and the park is my office.” *cough* *hack* *WHEEZE*

“Everything I need is brought to me on this gentle sewage stream.  You throw it away, I claims it.”

“Hey that reminds me… You hungry?  I got a mess of chili cooking inside.  It’s all made from stuff I found that’s probably edible.  No?  Alright, well God bless and enjoy the beautiful day.  I think I see an iPhone floating down this way!  HOTCHA!!!” *cough* *cough*

This one is for Lady Anne (not to be confused with Lady Ann) who told me she is thinking of making her own blog featuring toilets.  I figured a urinal should do…

“Ya say ya gotta problem withya sink?  Lettme take a lookattit…”

“Ah!  It’s one of those dang sink worms.  We get these all da time da city.  What, ya nevah seen one?”

“Just get yerself a sink crow and it’ll take care of ya sink worm problems from now on.  Fuhgetaboutit…”