Googly Eye Pictures

“Four score and seven years ago, I had a beard.  Can anyone tell me why I do not have one now?”

“Anyone?  Douglas?  I’m looking right at you Douglas.  I had a beard when I went to sleep last night and I wake up and it’s gone.   Are you perfectly certain you have no fathomable idea of why I do not have a beard right now?”

“Really?  No one is going to confess?  You know it’s hard enough to run a country and reclaim the secessionist states without childish pranks like this.  This is worse than the time when you stole my stove pipe hat…”

Another googly from Kristi B. from Nashville Tennessee!  She writes:

Doesn’t this speak for itself?

I agree Kristi!  Thank you for another wonderful googly!

CLOSE UP SHOT!

I couldn’t think of a caption for this googly composition, so see if you can come up with the best one!

“I want YOU…”

“..to practice playing piano everyday.  I mean it, mister.  Do you have any idea how much that piano cost?”

Okay… this may be a bit too soon, but here is a googly eyed Linda Norgrove in a UK newspaper brought to us by Christine.  I actually knew nothing about this story until I googled her name.

“Why ask why?  Drink vermouth Dry!”

“How was that take?  Huh?  What do you mean it isn’t pronounced verr-mowth?  It’s French, right?”

Who is the Firecracker Lady?  Find out here.

Another shot from India’s Oven.  These fine fellows were hanging out on the wall.