Googly Eye Pictures

Okay, this one is posted a couple of months late, but I’m sure they’ve still got some good deals left.  GET SHOPPIN’, LADIES!!!

Oh, the fun I have putting googly eyes on people.  This couple was more than happy to oblige.

I think googly corsages should be all the rage come next prom.

Archeologists and anthropologists have long agreed that the invention of the googly eye was one of the heralding events of human civilization.  It is hotly debated whether or not fire had been invented before googly eyes, but the influence googly eyes had upon the rise of civilization cannot be denied.

Woah!  Some major grouchiness going on here!  Oscar would be proud.  Let’s zoom in on the Grouch-o-Scope:

Yikes!  Very grouchy indeed.

Yup!  It’s googlin’ time at The Royale again!  This time I was attending the State of the Union Address party and got to google some local people while listening to old man Obama.

Getting sassy with it!  Alright!  Next googly contestant!

Ah, the classic one-eyed-googly.  Not many people can pull this off, but she seems to pull it off with utmost flair.

“Good Evening, and welcome to another episode of Cthulhu’s Comedy Hour!  Prepare to be ensconced in the umbra that is my world and being!”

“Tonight we will see a soul eating contest, an empty void, and our musical guest the Smashing Pumpkins.”

“The Smashing Pumpkins?  Are they even still a band?  Huh?  Of course I know the camera’s on!  Why did I ever let Azathoth choose the guests?  Last time I let a blind idiot god to do the work of a studio executive… “

My friend, RØB (aka Pancake Master), recently got married to this beautiful lady pictured here.

RØB better watch what he says and does, though; she’s got eyes in the back of her head.

Q: What do you call the mailman after he loses his job?

A: Just some dude…

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NOTE:  I seriously cannot remember this fine fellow’s name.  I think I need to start writing names down… or at least not drink and google at the same time.