Googly Eye Pictures

At an early age Donald suspected he was different..

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This is another of the many, many googlies sent in to us by Jason S. of Woodstock, NY.  Quite a fine, fine collection of googlies you have sent us, and much appreciated!

I don’t usually like babies, but I like this one.   These googly eyes are lovingly placed on this baby’s face by none-other than second time sender-inner Emily H. from Herndon, VA!  Thanks again, Emily!

“Four score and seven years ago, I had a beard.  Can anyone tell me why I do not have one now?”

“Anyone?  Douglas?  I’m looking right at you Douglas.  I had a beard when I went to sleep last night and I wake up and it’s gone.   Are you perfectly certain you have no fathomable idea of why I do not have a beard right now?”

“Really?  No one is going to confess?  You know it’s hard enough to run a country and reclaim the secessionist states without childish pranks like this.  This is worse than the time when you stole my stove pipe hat…”

I was at the Hartford Coffee Co when I ran into Jessica, who has been a fine googly eye model in the past.

Then again, the last time I photographed the back of her head.  She’s actually quite googly and lovely from the front as well.

We even got her kid involved.  Well, he had trouble keeping the eyes on, but he did fine for a first time googly eye wearer and I see a bright future for him in the googly business.

Hey, check it out!  The Decemberists have decided to become an all googly band!  Pretty neat, maybe I’ll actually listen to them now.

Okay, I already listen to them, but maybe I’ll listen to them a little more often.  Still think the googly eyes would improve their music sales…

Here’s another Googly from our friend Samuel B. in Saginaw, MI!  This guy looks a heckuva lot familiar but I can’t seem to place the face…