Googly Eye Pictures

I never knew George Washington had such long, lovely eyelashes…

Hello, and welcome to ‘Lotto Winners’, the show where we take a look at people who won millions in the lottery and how the experience changed them.  Today we take a look at the Brunswick family; a married couple who won over 100 million dollars.  We caught up with Mrs. Brunswick at a local bowling alley where she still works.

“Why am I still working her at the bowling alley?  Because that no good husband of mine and those lawyers he hired cheated me out of all of my money!”

“He left me with nothing and he ran off with our maid to his palace in L.A.”

We traveled to L.A. and got this exclusive interview with the now reclusive Mr. Brunswick:

“Hey, I picked those numbers, that money is mine!  But I did run off with the maid.  Honey, come say hi to the nice people on TV.”

“Isn’t she beautiful?  Oh she makes me so happy, not like that frumpy old bag of a wife I used to have.  Oh, not on camera, dear…”

Peter didn’t know where he was going.  All he knew was he could never go back home again after what he had done in a moment of drunken passion.  The unknown void of the laundry machine was a one-way ticket away from his guilt and regrets.  Maybe he could redeem himself in this new world, have a fresh start…