Googly Eye Pictures

“Ho Hum!  How goes the day, my good man?  I say, I say!  What a beautiful day!”

“Saaaaaaayyy… so would you happen to know where I could buy some… ‘doughnuts’?  You know… ‘doughnuts‘?”

“At the doughnut shop around the corner!?  Ho Hum!  I don’t think you heard me right.  I said ‘doughnuts’… eh?  You have no idea what I’m talking about do you?  Ho hum, move along ya’ bum…”

A while back I posted a scene where I tried to woo a lady named Ann (not Lady Ann or Lady Anne, but a different Ann) and I tried to win her heart with a googly bouquet.

Here is that bouquet in all it’s resplendent googliness.  I didn’t take the googly eyes off so it is possible it still has them.  If so, l0ok for them at the Royale where I can often be seen googling things.

“Ah, look at this specimen!  It’s a highly rare Green Breasted Laser Peacock!”

“Crickey!  We’ve startled it!  Better be careful, friends, it’s beautiful plumage can fire dangerous lasers when provoked!”

“Woah!  Looks like it’s getting ready to fire!  Let’s leave this wondrous creature alone and let it go about it’s way.   It’s a shame it has been poached nearly into extinction by DVD player manufacturers and companies that make those little laser pointer thingies cats like to play with.  Truly a remarkable creature!”

I found a leaf during a morning stroll that reminded me of a mouse.

“Get a job!?  Why would I do that?  The sewer is my home and the park is my office.” *cough* *hack* *WHEEZE*

“Everything I need is brought to me on this gentle sewage stream.  You throw it away, I claims it.”

“Hey that reminds me… You hungry?  I got a mess of chili cooking inside.  It’s all made from stuff I found that’s probably edible.  No?  Alright, well God bless and enjoy the beautiful day.  I think I see an iPhone floating down this way!  HOTCHA!!!” *cough* *cough*