Googly Eye Pictures

“Ooohh… my head!  What did I drink last night?   Oh, wait… what DIDN’T I drink last night.  I must have had every drink behind the bar.”

“Oh wait… now I remember.  I threw poo at all my friends, I threw poo at the bartender, I threw poo at my boss…”

“OH NO!!! I didn’t throw poo at my boss’ wife!  What an inconsiderate slight!  Ohhhh… I’ll never get that promotion now…”

“Sigh…  Yes, Yes.  I’ve heard ‘Look that up in your Funk’n Wagnalls’ before.  I think we’ve been tired of that joke since the 60s.”

Kristi B. from Nashville Tennessee has just made Googlesday all the more brighter and sunnier for all of us with this bit of spot on googly reporting.  She writes:

This is Stickay Stickerson. He was discovered hanging outside Trader Joes in Nashville. He’s very in tune with the Singer song writer scene.

STICK-HANCE!

“Hey!  I’m trying to get some sleep here!  Do you mind turning off that flashlight?”

“I need a haircut, mon…”

Who knew being a college sport mascot was such hard work?

“Hey, what did the tree stump say to the other tree stump?”

“He said, I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!  HAHAHA!!!  Isn’t that funny!?”

“Huh?  You don’t get the joke?  Well, I think it’s pretty – I’M GOING TO KILL YOU – easy to understand.  Hey, where you off to in such a hurry?”

Here we see a mother Googly Grizzly with her offspring.  The cubs can see but will not develop their full googly eyes until they are at least six months old.

Googlihance!