BTW, the last googly set was taken at Van Goghz in St Louis.  Come on by and try their excellent martini’s and food!

“What is this stuff callled?”

“Umm.. American Honey.”

“Well, that’ me!  I’m American Honey!”

“Umm… don’t you think you should find something else to base your identity around besides something so pointlessly and baselesy patriotic?”

“I don’t know… WOOHOO!!! AMERICAN  HONEY!!”

“Okay, I think we’ve had enough of  ‘American Honey’ tonight.  How about some ‘American Taxi Cab’ ?”

“Hellfire rain on you!”

“Hellfire reigneth and rocketh you!”

“HELLFIRE REIGNETH AND ROCKETH YOOOOOOUUUUU!”

U.S.A! U.S.A!!!!

My friend Marty has a mini-cooper that came pre-googlied!  Glad to see the American auto industry is starting to catch on to what modern motorists expect in their vehicles.

At least it’s better than Calvin peeing on something…

The Royale in St. Louis is proud to announce their new mascot: “The Royale Thing”!

“Yeah, it’s okay.  I don’t know what I’m supposed to be either anyway.  Just have another drink and don’t forget to tip your bartender.”

“What? What? Whaddup?  MC Toast gonna get up, gotta burn that bread up!”

“They call me MC Toast because I smoke all the haters, I ain’t got no time for no lame ass refrigerators!”

“Now would ya put the bread in my head, I feel like making toast!  I hate to boast my toast is most, a’ight!?”

Yup!  It’s googlin’ time at The Royale again!  This time I was attending the State of the Union Address party and got to google some local people while listening to old man Obama.

Getting sassy with it!  Alright!  Next googly contestant!

Ah, the classic one-eyed-googly.  Not many people can pull this off, but she seems to pull it off with utmost flair.