Googly Eye Pictures

One of the best movies ever made, in my opinion.

Here’s another glass of googley wine, being politely turned down by Googly Diva Ann’s hand.

A while back I posted a scene where I tried to woo a lady named Ann (not Lady Ann or Lady Anne, but a different Ann) and I tried to win her heart with a googly bouquet.

Here is that bouquet in all it’s resplendent googliness.  I didn’t take the googly eyes off so it is possible it still has them.  If so, l0ok for them at the Royale where I can often be seen googling things.

“Hey, man, you were right!  This is the right place to go to see all hottest cookware in town!”

“Oh, man!  Check out that crock pot over there!  Hey, baby, how much stew can you handle?  You lookin’ for someone to help stir you up?”

“Hey, baby, where you goin’?  Call me!  You think she’ll call me?”

“Heh, not if you were the last ladle in the kitchen, my friend.  Maybe you’ll have better luck with that pasta cooker over there.  She looks like she could use someone to help strain her noodles…”

“What a beautiful day, eh, honey?  Makes you glad to be alive!”

“Yeah, I suppose…”

“Huh?  Is something wrong?  Are you upset about something?”

“Yeah, I suppose…”

“Well, can you tell me what’s wrong or are you going to just sit there and be despondent all day?”

“Yeah, I suppose…”

I met a beautiful young lady named Ann (not my friend Lady Ann or my other friend Lady Anne, this is yet another Ann), and right away I was smitten with her radiant beauty and he impeccable fashion sense.

I tried to win her heart with a bouquet of googly flowers, fresh picked from someone’s window sill.

I could see that my kind gesture touched her heart deeply.  Could she be the one I’ve been looking for all along?

After a couple of glasses her eyes filled with passion and shone beautifully like two pieces of plastic.

Finally I confessed to her my deepest feelings for her… but alas it was in vain.

I mean, really, I should have guessed that the guy she was sitting next who had her arm around her was her man, but I can be a little slow about these things.  Oh well, as they say, “T’is better to have hit on someone’s girlfriend and get punched in the eye than never to have hit on someone’s girlfriend at all”.

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Googly Editor here.  Okay, I wasn’t really trying to win Ann’s heart, but she was indeed one of the most fun googly models I’ve ever had the joy of photographing.  Thanks for the wonderful googlies, sweetheart.  It was a blast and I’ll be posting some more pictures from that evening soon.

“All my life I dreamed of making it out of my little country podunk town and making it big in the film industry!”

“Now I’m the model for some perfume that smells like french poodles.  Well, you have to start somewhere, right?”

“Take what you can get, sister.  I was supposed to be the next big DJ sensation.  Hey!  I used to live five houses down from you back in the country!  Small world…”

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Note: Okay, Liv Tyler is definitely not from a country podunk town, but I thought the googly eyes gave her a look of childish optimism and wonder.  I don’t know if the dude is supposed to be any one or not… maybe Justin Timberlake?

This googly goes out to a special lady who is very dear to my heart.  Hope you’re reading my googly eye blog, and I hope to see you again someday soon.  Love, The Googly Editor.

“So, honey, what do you think of the new hot tub I built?”

“It’s okay.  I mean, it’s not really a hot tub.  I’d say more of a mild tub.

“Well the salsa might be mild, but having you in the tub makes it extra hot.”

“Oh please, did you spend all of one second coming up with that pickup line?  Are you a chip or a dip?”