“Sigh…  Another boring day alone in the pond.  I sure do wish I had another swan to talk to so I- wait, who is that!?”

“ALLO ALLO!!!  I am a fellow SWAM!  I am from FRANCH!  You are a very, very beautiful young lady SWAM and I am a male one.  I will now do the traditional SWAM mating dance!”

“You are a fellow… SWAM!?  Do you mean swan?  I.. I don’t think that’s the mating dance I was taught in swan school.  I don’t know if “swam” is French for “swan”, but I’ll take a pass.  Sorry.”

“I know… I am a terrible SWAM!!!  I flunked out of SWAM SCHOOL!!!  I will now depart back to FRANCH!  I am a very sad and dejected SWAM…”

THIS JUST IN!!!  Googly field reporter Christine and googly editor Charles have returned back from their week long sabbatical to the Caribbean as TOWEL ELEPHANTS!  Oh, the huge manatee!

No, they were not actually turned into towel critters, but they did have a lovely honeymoon and will, through the magic of time travel, be back-posting the missing googlies for the past week.

They do make a pretty cute couple though, eh?

“Uhh… do I take this box to be my partner for life till death do us part?  Umm… I Uh…”

“OHMYGOD  I CAN’T DO IT!  I’M RUNNING AWAY SORRY!!!”

“Oh wait… I’m a box.  I don’t have legs.  Well, in that case, yes.  I do.”

EPIC UPDATE!!!!!!!

Googly Editor here,

I just wanted to note that this was our 1000th googly posted!!!!  Ohh Emm Gee, folks!  I want to especially thank all of our sender-inners and googly eye fans out there.

A couple people have asked about the AllGoogly.com book.  It is still in the works but it is being held back as two key members of the AllGoogly.com staff, Charles the Googly Editor and Googly Field Reporter Christine, have been busy preparing for their wedding this month.

But just so you know, all googly submitters will recieve a free copy of the book when it comes out.  When that might be… I am not certain, but when it does come out, it shall be epic.

Thank you all for your continued viewership and be sure to do your part to spread googly eye awereness by putting a link to AllGoogly.com on your blog, on FaceBook, or your favorite link server service, liken Reddit or Digg.

- Googly Editor

“Ciao Bella!  Oh, you are such a beautiful a-lady!  You are from-a America?  It’s such a beautiful country!  We go to-a-the-bed, yes?”

“Eh, Mario!  I seem to have offended the a-lady!  You’re English is a better than mine; what should I say?”

“Okay!  We give you-a-the free espresso!  Very bouncy!  We get married and have lots of children!  What happened?  She run-a-the off now?  Americans are so weird!”

“Ummmm… It’s not what you think.”

“Oh, I do declare!  I am ever so lonely!  Who would have ever thought a beautiful young lamp like myself would end up becoming an old maid…”

“Oh!  It’s that dashing Mr. Havershamp!  I best do something to get his manly attentions.”

“HELLO, MR. HAVERSHAMP!   OH!!!  EXCUSE ME, I DO BELIEVE MY BULB IS SHOWING!  HOW EMBARRASSING YET EXCITING!  Umm… Mr. Havershamp?”

“He’s walking away… Oh, what did I do to deserve such a lonely and solitary life.  I so wanted to someday be the happy mother of a bunch of beautiful baby nightlights.  Sigh….”

What do you see?  Two kids in love or a googly eyed chocolate container?