Googly Eye Pictures

“Hello?  HEELLLLOOOOO!!!  Is anyone out there?  Where has everyone gone?  Is anybody out there?”

“One second everyone is here the next they’re gone!  You!  Large creature?  Can you take me to where all my friends went?  You can?  OH, THANK YOU!”

“Can I come inside now?  PLEASE!?!!?”

“Why does your gift look so sad?  OH!  No one brought the present a present?  Oh dear, poor thing…”

“Ola!  Welcome to Cozumel!  I am sure you are excited to visit our lovely island, but first, who would like a hug?”

“Okay… no one wants a hug.  Please enjoy our lovely island anyway.  I’ll just sit here alone and… be alone.”

“Yeah, I finally went and did it.  No, really.  I got gold caps on all of my teeth.  Does it look good?  Check this out!”

“Uhhuh!  Uhhhuh!  Pretty nice, huh?  They cost me like a grand but they are totally awesome!  I’m going to be swimming in ladies soon!”

“Why is everyone laughing?  I think they’re pretty neat.   Awww, you guys don’t know anything about fashion.  I’m hitting the town tonight!”

“BOO!!!!  HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!  OOOOOOOOOOOHH!”

“Huh?  What’s that?  It’s a week after Halloween already?   But… why didn’t anyone wake me?”

“You guys suck…”

“Sigh…  Another boring day alone in the pond.  I sure do wish I had another swan to talk to so I- wait, who is that!?”

“ALLO ALLO!!!  I am a fellow SWAM!  I am from FRANCH!  You are a very, very beautiful young lady SWAM and I am a male one.  I will now do the traditional SWAM mating dance!”

“You are a fellow… SWAM!?  Do you mean swan?  I.. I don’t think that’s the mating dance I was taught in swan school.  I don’t know if “swam” is French for “swan”, but I’ll take a pass.  Sorry.”

“I know… I am a terrible SWAM!!!  I flunked out of SWAM SCHOOL!!!  I will now depart back to FRANCH!  I am a very sad and dejected SWAM…”

“Hi, everybody.  I’m a green towel.  We here at AllGoogly.com would like to apologize for the lack of googlies for the past couple-a days.  We had them posted but an SEO plug-in issue prevented them from showing.  We do hope this has not deterred you from enjoying AllGoogly.com and thank you for you viewership.”

“Wait… what does that cue card say?  That’s not right.  I thought the AllGoogly.com staff just got too busy with other things and couldn’t get around to it.  I mean, that’s what they said earlier…”

“Oh!  Now I get it.  I’m supposed to be lying.  Damn… well, goodnight folks and stay googly!”