Googly Eye Pictures

Admiral Ackbar never looked better since he turned into a table.

“SILENCE! You have been brought here before the Grand High Council of Lamps to answer for your crimes against lamp-kind!”

“SILENCE! You will now hear the list of charges read against you of which you have been charged!”

“SILENCE! We will now skip thew listing of charges and go directly to the verdict!  GUILTY! ”

“SILENCE! Your sentence for your heinous crimes against all lamp-kind is a life-time of hard labor powering our electrical generators which gives us life and power!  Sentence beginning now! Take him to the giant hamster wheel with the other fleshy betrayers!  SILENCE!!!“

SPOOOOOOOON!!!

“WOOOWEE!  You sure know how to play some pool there, missy!  Hey!  Yer shoulder is glowin!”

“Do you mind?  I’m trying to make this shot.”

“Hey!  Now my heart’s glowin!  I think I’m love!  HOT DAMN!!!”

“Dammit!  Will you shut up?  You made me miss my shot!”

“Money!  Hey, alien guy in th’ back!  I’m holding some money in my hand!  HOT DAMN!!!”

“Ugh…”

“Dark in the googly ways you have become, Skywalker.  Still good in you I sense, yes!”

“THERE IS NO SKYWALKER!  ONLY ZUUL!!!”

“Wrong movie, quote is from…  Confused, audience is.”

“Look here, you evil hat!  I won’t take orders from you anymore!  You can just go back to your home dimension and never come back-”

“NO! NO! Not the evil stare of death!  Please have mercy upon humanity, evil hat from another dimension! Have MERCY!!!  We will obey!  All hail the evil hat from another dimension!  May his reign be great and glorious!”

“TOOKAHDOOO!!!  What are you doing here!?  You’re not supposed to be in this dimension!  How did you get here?”

“You gotta go back right now or else who knows what will happen?  DOOKDAHDOOO!!!!  Get back in that weird metal thing you came in here on and never come back!”

“Okay… I don’t know what you just did, but please undo it… NOW!!!”

A rarely seen site, this school of Leaf Fish are making their way upstream to spawn.

The thin, verdant fish are neither plant nor animal, but a mysterious hybrid scientists are still trying to understand.

Evidence of a divine creator, or perhaps just a quick of evolution man does not yet understand?  Either way they are a beautiful site to behold and bring a sense of wonder to all who gaze upon their leafy fishiness.

Amazing discovery at the Hartford Coffee Company in St. Louis!  An alien life form had been living in their midst for potentially years without notice!

We got a chance to talk to this alien today to find out why he is here and what his plans are for humanity!  “Mr. Alien!  What message can have you brought to us from your home planet?”

“What?  I do not have any sort of message.  I’m just here for the bottomless cups of coffee and excellent made to order food and friendly staff.  Come on by next week for Open Mic Night and you can see me my acoustic guitar performance.   I’ve been learning how to play ‘Free Bird’.”

Once upon a time, there was a magical brick who could think and see and talk like a human being.  Long ago a magician who had been drinking gave life to the brick, who had then lived with the other non-magical bricks in a wall ever since.

But the magical brick was lonely because none of the non-magical bricks could talk and no human beings wanted to talk to a boring old brick in the wall, having better things to do.  So the brick one day wished with all his might that the adjacent bricks to him might come to life just like he had long ago.

Suddenly in a brilliant flash of light the magical brick’s wish was granted.  The other bricks began to look around and talk all day about their own opinions and dreams and beliefs.  For once the magical brick had someone to talk to.

But soon it dawned on the magical brick he had not been granted a wish, but a curse.  For you see, when human beings tire of each other they can just walk away and stop talking to someone.  The poor magical brick was now forced to listed to every single empty, meaningless, boring, vain and ignorant thing the other bricks would babble on about all day and night.  He wished with all his might that the other magical bricks might no longer be magical anymore and shut up… but alas, his second wish was never granted.

THE END

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A special thanks to Lady Erin for helping me google the wall!

- Googly Editor