Googly Eye Pictures

“Now wait a minute, son… Throwin’ your rope before you make a loop ain’t gonna catch that cow.  Don’t you know that a bird in the hand makes a big mess?  I swear, if I put your brains in a bumblebee it’d fly backwards.”

“Why hello there, my little chickadee!  How would you like to share a nice Guinness me?  What?  Whaddya mean you’ve never heard of WC Fields?”