Googly Eye Pictures

“Hey, Bob.  Another hard day at work, eh?”

“You said it, Paul!  Man, I thought this day was NEVER gonna end!”

“Well, it’s a living, as they say.  In this economy we should feel lucky to get any sort of work at all.  I just wish we got to see some tips once in a while…”

“Eh, suit yourself.  I think we see enough “tips” as it is, Paul…”

Oh, what a cute little white worm!  Dressed like a super hero!  Nothing dirty about this googly.  Sperm in a cape?  You have a dirty mind.

Umm… Okay.  Hey folks, you probably shouldn’t Google that phrase.  If you do, I in no way responsible for what you might see.  (Cripes… I think we might be losing our PG-13 rating on this site after this post…)

Any rate, googly created by the ever funny and boisterous Michael F of St. Louis, MO!

“Hey folks!  Do you need somethin’ warm n’ fuzzy to cover your bedroom floor?”

“Well COME ON DOWN to Manny’s Land of Carpets!  We’ve got everything you want or need!  SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!”

“We’ve got gray carpets, brown carpets, beige carpets, all sorts of carpets and more!”

“We’re here waiting just for you, so COME ON DOWN and never feel sad again!  EVER!!!  MANNY’S LAND OF CARPETS!!!!”

“Oh, how I enjoy being a Qdoba Mango Salad with Grilled Chicken!  Life is good!”

“Wait— What was that noise?  Did you hear something?  Uh oh, something’s coming out of the woods!”

“Help!  I’m being eaten!  Oh curse my delicious flavors and crispy, tasty shell!”

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Googly Editor here.  Just a little more Qdoba inspired silliness designed to perhaps elicit some more free food from the Qdoba people.  The Mango Salad is indeed rather good, especially with the grilled chicken added.  I kinda wish they had a version with steak instead (looks to Qdoba marketing with expectant eyes).

“Hey, looks like you’re havin’ a great time not havin’ a headache, pal.   You know, it’d be a real shame if somehow you happen’d to get one…”

“What am I implying?  I ain’t implyin’ nothin’.  I’m just sayin’ it be a real shame…”

“Now, if you were to say… I dunno… maybe drink some coffee outta me, I could make sure that didn’t happen.  I mean, if you don’t I can’t say whether or not you’d get a headache; it’s all uncertain like, you know?”

“Hey, look who decided to make a wise decision!  I’ll be back here everyday to help make sure you don’t get any of those headaches.  Be seeing you…”

“Hello, my loyal subjects of the Bug Cake Nebula!  Am I not the most beautiful queen ever to rule the galaxy?”

“Gaze in awe at my beautifully jeweled back!  Such lucky subjects to have such a lovely creature for a ruler!”

“Wait!  You are not all gasping in awe of my beauty with enough fervor!  I sense a lack of earnest!  All my subjects must go back into the spice mines and work  away their lack of appreciation for their queen!  All of you begone and toil for your master!”

“Sigh… running a galaxy is such hard work.  I need to take a beauty rest.  Poor me…”

Found these two hanging out at Ragazzi’s in St. Louis.

They crack me up!  Much thanks to my friend Ben for placing the googly eyes just so.

“ALL MUST BOW BEFORE THE GOD OF TAURINE!”

“Who are you to resist?  WORSHIP ME AS YOUR GOD!”

“Honey, why is that unsavory character staring at us like that?  I think he’s coming closer”

“Oh, that Mr. Peterson.  I sold you to him last night.”

“What!?  Sold me!?  What on Earth are you talking about?”

“Yes dear, don’t worry I sold you for two whole dollars.  That’s twice as much as most apples sell for.”

“You did all this without consulting me first?  You idiot!  Did you even haggle at all?  I’m sure he would have paid at least four dollars if you had any spine!”

“Hey, buddy!  Forget the money, just take her now, PLEASE!”