Cindy D. has sent us this rude yet delightful googly during our great time of need.  We are currently going through a googly drought, but Cindy has saved us in the nick of time!

Thanks again, Cindy!  What city and state do you hail from and what was the inspiration for this silence seeking cookie?

- Googly Editor

————– UPDATE!!!  ————-

Cindy is from Alexandria, VA  and it’s not a cookie, it’s a seashell!

Hey!  I thought I told you to stay away from my fruit!  You’ve gone and juiced all of it!  I wanted to have some of it!  BAD JUICER!!! BAD!

Uh uh!  I don’t have any more fruit for you to juice!  I think you had enough any way.  Hey, you’re getting a little too close there!

Wait!  STOP!  No, please don’t!  AAAAAHHHH!!!  It’s juicing me!  Someone get some help, PLEASE!  AAAAAHHHH!

“MADAM!  Really, do you think that kind of behavior is appropriate for a woman of your stature?  Well!”

“Wait!  What do you think you’re doing?  Unhand me and… oh!   Oh my…  Well, I suppose it would be poor manners for me to refuse a young lady’s request.”

“HEY HEY KIDS-SS-SSS!!! It’s-s me, BILLY THE WONDER PITCHER-SSS-sSSS!!!  TAKE A DRINK OUTTA MY HEAD-SSsssSS!!!”

“WOAH-SSs-SssS!!!  Another kid had a heart-attack-s-s-ssSSSS!!!  What’s-SSSS-ss wrong with ALL THESE KIDS-SSS-SsS-SSSSS?!?!?”

Dear, Rovio.  We love “Angry Birds” here in the AllGoogly.com office… please don’t sue us.

“You guys better stop being mean to me or Sandy Claws will come and eat you!”

“What?  Still believe in Sandy Claws?”

“Wow, what a loser!  Don’t you know that Sandy Claws is just a story parents tell to their children to get them to behave?”

“Yeah, what a moron…”

“He is real!  And he’s coming right now to eat you all up for being so mean to me!”

“Geez!  He’s really flipped his lid.  He’s not only a loser he’s crazy!”

“Uhh… what is that?”

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

“AHH!!! It’s Sandy Claws!”

“See, I told you.  I mean, he’s going to eat me now too, but he’ll eat me last!  It’s worth it.”

“Hello.  It is good to see you… of course, we always see you.  We are Googlinonymous and we have always been watching.”

“We are many but we have one vision.  We are from all nations but owe allegiance to none.  We are everywhere and no where at the same time.”

“No one is in charge of Googlinonymous.  We just do what needs to be done and move on.  Some of us are only Googlinonymous for a day, some for years.”

“Anything that you do, we have seen it.  Nothing is hidden from us.  Someday, we will share our vision with the world.  Be seeing you…”