
Bill and Dick having fun at our wedding. Yay!

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“Hey, What’s Up, Playa? SHARK ATTACK TIME!!! I’m gonna eat you up like Garfield eats lasagna!”

“Aww, calm down! I’m just kiddin’ ya! I’m not REALLY going to eat you up. It’s just a surprise party in your honor!”

“Okay, you got me. I am actually gonna eat you. Now I want you to show me them arms and them legs. I’m eatin’ em.”

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Which do you see? Two googly birds or a grinning googly skull?

WHICH ONE!?!?!?

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“I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.”

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“Oh hey! How’s it goin? I hope you don’t mind if I ate this bowl of fruit. I’m not supposed to eat after midnight, but hey, it was there.”

“How did I get in here? Through the window. Ooh… I’m starting to feel a little… angry. I feel like I want to eat more… people.”

“Hey, you don’t look like you’re eating that arm of yours, mind if I have it? Oh, just a little piece. I mean, you’ve got a spare.”

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Okay, it’s actually tea, but I just love that quote.

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“Man… I never imagined my life was going to end up like this…”

“Where did it all go wrong? One day I’ve got a nice cozy crib then- BAM! – I’m living out here in this alley.”

“That’s it! I’m never hitting the bottle again! It’s a new me from now on! I’m goin’ cold turkey!”

“Awww, what’s the use? I’ll never quit. Hey, you got a spare buck or two, mister?”

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