Googly Eye Pictures

“Oh hey!  How’s it goin?  I hope you don’t mind if I ate this bowl of fruit.  I’m not supposed to eat after midnight, but hey, it was there.”

“How did I get in here?  Through the window.  Ooh… I’m starting to feel a little… angry.  I feel like I want to eat more… people.”

“Hey, you don’t look like you’re eating that arm of yours, mind if I have it?  Oh, just a little piece.  I mean, you’ve got a spare.”

Okay, it’s actually tea, but I just love that quote.

“Man… I never imagined my life was going to end up like this…”

“Where did it all go wrong?  One day I’ve got a nice cozy crib then- BAM! – I’m living out here in this alley.”

“That’s it!  I’m never hitting the bottle again!  It’s a new me from now on!  I’m goin’ cold turkey!”

“Awww, what’s the use?  I’ll never quit.   Hey, you got a spare buck or two, mister?”

“Hi, everybody.  *cough cough*  I’m Jimmy The Wonder Sheep, the vaudeville sensation from the 1930′s.  *cough cough wheeze*  How are you all doin’ tonight?”

“Hey, Sol, what am I booked to do tonight?  We got a hoop of fire for me to jump through?  Do I do a tap dance?  You want I should tell a joke?”

“Azoy?!?… *cough* this ain’t a performance, ain’t it?  This is a KATSEF?   Well, I got only one thing to say to you all.   A CHOLERYEH AHF DIR!  I hope you dershtikn on my baitsim!   *cough cough cough*  There, I’ve said it!”

Megan S. from Dallas, TX sent us this rawking googly temp tattoo! The arm in question belongs to Kyle from the same city. Thanks for sending this one in and I am glad you like the site. Send us more!

GOOGLIHANCE!!!

These wicked little towel monsters are brought to us by virtue of Tom S. from New York!  Thanks for your submission!