Googly Eye Pictures

“Honey, Look!  It’s an armadillo sitting right outside our doorstop!  Should we let it in and give it some food?  It’s going to be a cold night and it looks hungry.”

“It’s a skittish little fellow!  Come on inside, little buddy!  We’ve got some nice.. umm… what do armadillos eat?”

My friend and fellow comedian Aaron threw an awesome party yesterday.  Here he is looking extra meditative with his chakras all aligned and his third eye wide open.

Kickin’ Party, dude!  You’ll be finding googly eyes on things in your apartment for months!

Nothin’ fancy here.  Just another googly eyed creamer pot.  This one was from Denny’s at Lake St. Louis.

There is no better way to start out the morning that some googly eyed brioche french toast and bacon at MoKaBe’s in St. Louis!

The bacon is so fresh it might event try to crawl off the plate.  Come back here, you tasty, crispy treat!

That’s more like it.  Imma gonna cover you in maple syrup so you don’t get away!

Sweet!

Super Sweet!

This adorable little fellow came up to my table at MoKaBe’s in St. Louis, just begging for attention.

If I didn’t already have so many chairs at home I might have taken the little guy back with me.  I’m sure someone will find him a good home.

“Hey, Bob.  Another hard day at work, eh?”

“You said it, Paul!  Man, I thought this day was NEVER gonna end!”

“Well, it’s a living, as they say.  In this economy we should feel lucky to get any sort of work at all.  I just wish we got to see some tips once in a while…”

“Eh, suit yourself.  I think we see enough “tips” as it is, Paul…”