“Hi!  I’m a coffee pot.  As a coffee pot I’ve had my fair share of different brands of coffee kept nice and warm inside me.”

“You may wonder, which brand of coffee out of all the many, many different brands you’ve kept piping hot do you like the most?”

“Why, Kaldi’s Coffee, of course!  Coffee roasted by people with good sense and good experience.  Try a cup today!”

U.S.A! U.S.A!!!!

Okay, this one is posted a couple of months late, but I’m sure they’ve still got some good deals left.  GET SHOPPIN’, LADIES!!!

“Hey, everyone out there!  Remember not to litter when you’re out and about our beautiful city streets!”

“OR I’LL KICK YOUR LITTERIN’ ASS!!!”

“Hello, children!  Me am a delicious green pie!  Who want to eat some of me first?”

“Wha?  What you mean me look disgusting?  Me made out of oreo cookies, marshmallows and green jello!  You like all these things right?  Me all these things!  ME DELICIOUS!!!”

“Why the children run away from me?  Me was supposed to be most delicious pie ever!  ME DON’T UNDERSTAND!  WHY WAS ME CREATED?  ME ABOMINATION!  ME MONSTER!!!  WAAAAAAAUGH!!!”

Oh, the fun I have putting googly eyes on people.  This couple was more than happy to oblige.

I think googly corsages should be all the rage come next prom.

Here’s another glass of googley wine, being politely turned down by Googly Diva Ann’s hand.