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I can’t seem to resist nachos… or putting googly eyes on them.
I met a girl in Austin, TX named Lauren who has an awesome pig purse. REJOICE!
“Hello, friend! Are you not getting enough coffee in your day?”
“And are you getting enough sriracha in your diet?”
“Well, we would like to invite you to try the new taste sensation: SRIRACHA TRIPLE SHOT LATTES!”
“Huh… it gave another person a bleeding stomach ulcer. Do you think there’s something wrong our product?”
“Yeah, not enough sriracha…”
I was at The Stage in Austin, TX when this fine fellow noticed my Irony shirt and showed me his fine bit of wearable chemistry humor.
And if anyone doesn’t get the joke: link
Jennifer from Terrell, TX had brought us this awesome googly of strength! Thank you very much, Jenny!
“Four score and seven years ago, I had a beard. Can anyone tell me why I do not have one now?”
“Anyone? Douglas? I’m looking right at you Douglas. I had a beard when I went to sleep last night and I wake up and it’s gone. Are you perfectly certain you have no fathomable idea of why I do not have a beard right now?”
“Really? No one is going to confess? You know it’s hard enough to run a country and reclaim the secessionist states without childish pranks like this. This is worse than the time when you stole my stove pipe hat…”
Ryan from Austin, TX has an awesome shirt, one made even more awesome by the addition of googly eyes.
“Yes… Yeeesssss. That’s it. Reach for that apple way up there and…. yeah, baby, that’s the-”
“OH! Hello there, officer! It’s me! Mr. Gunderson! What am I doing here? Oh, just doing what I’ve always doing in these bushes. Watching Mrs. Peterson pick some apples in her short skirt.”
“Well, guess I’ll be moving along then. Hey, uh, Mrs. Peterson? You might want to lay down now. Those roofies I slipped in your iced tea should be kicking in now. Have a wonderful day everybody!”
I was at The Stage in Austin, Tx and I ran into a fellow with these wonderful lucha libre wrestlers on his shirt.
Thanks so for letting me put googly eyes on them, Stefano, and sorry if I got your name wrong.
Hey, everybody! Our intrepid googly field reporters have been sent on assignment to cover the SXSW festival in Austin! Look for us and also for lots googly eyes as well!
AYE!!! If it’s not Scotch tape it’s CRAP!!!
More are from Kristina L. in St. Louis!
“Sorry, to be late to my own meeting, friends. Please let us get started. I think we all know why we are here today.”
“As many of you are now aware, word has gotten out that we babies are perfectly able to walk, talk and feed ourselves. A few well-intentioned but ill-advised public disclosures by some of our colleagues have put us in the unfortunate position of having to feed ourselves and use the restroom instead of the having the irreplaceable convenience of diapers.”
“So I suggest we change our current scheme to include banking and investments. From now on if anyone wants to save their money or invest in the stock market they’ll have to go through one of us first! No money shall ever change hands in this world again unless it also involves a diaper change, a bottle of warm milk, and at least a couple of tummy kisses. We infants shall continue to rule the world as we have for millennia! POX INFANTALIS!!!”
I was at the Hartford Coffee Co when I ran into Jessica, who has been a fine googly eye model in the past.
Then again, the last time I photographed the back of her head. She’s actually quite googly and lovely from the front as well.
We even got her kid involved. Well, he had trouble keeping the eyes on, but he did fine for a first time googly eye wearer and I see a bright future for him in the googly business.