Googly Eye Pictures

“Man… I never imagined my life was going to end up like this…”

“Where did it all go wrong?  One day I’ve got a nice cozy crib then- BAM! – I’m living out here in this alley.”

“That’s it!  I’m never hitting the bottle again!  It’s a new me from now on!  I’m goin’ cold turkey!”

“Awww, what’s the use?  I’ll never quit.   Hey, you got a spare buck or two, mister?”

I don’t usually like babies, but I like this one.   These googly eyes are lovingly placed on this baby’s face by none-other than second time sender-inner Emily H. from Herndon, VA!  Thanks again, Emily!

“Sorry, to be late to my own meeting, friends.  Please let us get started.  I think we all know why we are here today.”

“As many of you are now aware, word has gotten out that we babies are perfectly able to walk, talk and feed ourselves.  A few well-intentioned but ill-advised public disclosures by some of our colleagues have put us in the unfortunate position of having to feed ourselves and use the restroom instead of the having the irreplaceable convenience of diapers.”

“So I suggest we change our current scheme to include banking and investments.  From now on if anyone wants to save their money or invest in the stock market they’ll have to go through one of us first!  No money shall ever change hands in this world again unless it also involves a diaper change, a bottle of warm milk, and at least a couple of tummy kisses.  We infants shall continue to rule the world as we have for millennia!  POX INFANTALIS!!!”

I can’t decide if this is cute… or creepy.  You be the judge!

Some where near Cuba, MO there’s a mural with a baby.  The mural’s on the wall.  It’s a wall, wall baby.

Baby on the wall, lookin cute and small.  It’s a wall, baby.  It’s a wall, wall baby, oh yeah.