
“Welcome to the Yak-Factory, folks! I’m headlining here tonight and boy are my arms tired!”

“Woah! Tough crowd! Hey, did you hear the one about the sick cookie?”

“He was feeling, ‘crumby’. CRUMBY! Get It? HAH!”

“Uh oh! Looks like my time is up! You all have a great show after they throw me out the back door! HUZZAH!!!”

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“Hey, what’s goin’ on? What’s happenin? Ya feelin’ hungry? Ya thinkin’ about makin’ a sandwich? I’d LOVE to be used to make a sandwich! C’mon, it’ll be fun!”

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Found these two hanging out at Ragazzi’s in St. Louis.

They crack me up! Much thanks to my friend Ben for placing the googly eyes just so.

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“What? But we just got married! We’re just not ready to make a sandwich yet. Maybe in a couple of years once we pay off the car.”


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