Googly Eye Pictures

“Well, whoop-dee-frickin-dah…  Another birthday.  I couldn’t be more excited.  No… really.

“I’m not Santa Claus of Earth, you nitwit!  I’m Santa Claus of the planet Zur-En-Arrh!!! Where is my Sant-Radia?!?”

“Oh!  What a nice kitty cat.  I will call you Cat-Mite and you now have magical powers!  I am from a star system far from yours.  I doubt your astronomers know of its existence…”

“Mmm-yessss… let us have a toast to the new year.  Yes, go ahead and pour the champagne into my diamond encrusted bowl and-”

“GOOD GOD, MAN!!!  That ‘champagne’ is NOT KORBEL!!!!  What are you trying to do?  Serving me a commoner’s drink?  WELL!  This year is off to a bad start… INDEED!”

“You guys better stop being mean to me or Sandy Claws will come and eat you!”

“What?  Still believe in Sandy Claws?”

“Wow, what a loser!  Don’t you know that Sandy Claws is just a story parents tell to their children to get them to behave?”

“Yeah, what a moron…”

“He is real!  And he’s coming right now to eat you all up for being so mean to me!”

“Geez!  He’s really flipped his lid.  He’s not only a loser he’s crazy!”

“Uhh… what is that?”

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

“AHH!!! It’s Sandy Claws!”

“See, I told you.  I mean, he’s going to eat me now too, but he’ll eat me last!  It’s worth it.”

…But He’s Got Bugness In His Veins

“Meow”

“Oh, hi, mister cat.  What’s going on?”

“MEOW!!!”

“Oh, well, sorry I haven’t posted any googlies for a couple of days.  I’ve been seriously ill.  I’ll back post them, okay?”

“MEEEEOEOOEOEOEOOOWWWW!”

“OKAY OKAY!!!!  I’m sorry!  I’ll never miss another googly again!”