Googly Eye Pictures

“Finally!  Honey, why do we always come here?  It’s always so hard to find a table.”

“Well of course it’s hard to find a table here! It’s the best restaurant in town that will serve chairs!  Most places we don’t get in unless we let someone sit on us, and even then we don’t get to eat!”

“Well at least then I can get a table immediately.  I’d rather be sat upon than have to stand waiting around waiting for a table.”

Found these square fellows at Al Waha.  Enjoy!

This adorable little fellow came up to my table at MoKaBe’s in St. Louis, just begging for attention.

If I didn’t already have so many chairs at home I might have taken the little guy back with me.  I’m sure someone will find him a good home.

“Ooh, it might seem a strange job, but I just love making people’s lives better by giving them a nice, comfy place to sit after a long, hard day of sitting in a different chair at work.

“Oh, hey!  Everybody look.  See what this person is trying to do.  He thinks just because I’m a chair and I’m in a bar that means he should sit on me!”

“Hey, pal!  Just because I’m a chair that doesn’t mean I’m working here.  Did it ever occur to you that I just came here to drink and relax too? Huh!?”

“Oh sure, walk away!  Hey, I know your face and I’m going to spread the word that no chair is going to let you sit on them again!  You hear!?  Never!!!”