Googly Eye Pictures

“Time for a nice cup of coffee and relax with a news-WOAH!!!  What’s that?!?”

“Oh, hi there!  I’m a cow and I’m in sitting in your coffee.  How’s it goin’?”

Okay, it’s actually tea, but I just love that quote.

“Hello, friend!  Are you not getting enough coffee in your day?”

“And are you getting enough sriracha in your diet?”

“Well, we would like to invite you to try the new taste sensation: SRIRACHA TRIPLE SHOT LATTES!”

“Huh… it gave another person a bleeding stomach ulcer.  Do you think there’s something wrong our product?”

“Yeah, not enough sriracha…”

I recently went to Al Waha in St. Louis and had this lovely cup of coffee flavored with cardamom and prepared in the Bedouin tradition.

It was quite delicious.  And the hookahs and food were quite lovely as well.  For those of you who need something interesting to do on Christmas you can come to Al Waha at 10:30 PM Saturday to see burlesque performed by none other than Lola Van Ella herself along with Jeez Loueez!

Amazing discovery at the Hartford Coffee Company in St. Louis!  An alien life form had been living in their midst for potentially years without notice!

We got a chance to talk to this alien today to find out why he is here and what his plans are for humanity!  “Mr. Alien!  What message can have you brought to us from your home planet?”

“What?  I do not have any sort of message.  I’m just here for the bottomless cups of coffee and excellent made to order food and friendly staff.  Come on by next week for Open Mic Night and you can see me my acoustic guitar performance.   I’ve been learning how to play ‘Free Bird’.”

“Hello, I am your coffee for today.  Am I not beautiful?”

“TELL ME I’M BEAUTIFUL!!!”

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The coffee is indeed beautiful and full of flavor at the wonderful Hartford Coffee Company in St. Louis, and be sure to stop on by for more than just coffee on Monday the 15th for their customer appreciation day for a free cup of coffee.  You’ll get a free medium size cup of coffee with any other purchase this Monday, March the 15th 2010, at the Hartford coffee company.

“Hi!  I’m a coffee pot.  As a coffee pot I’ve had my fair share of different brands of coffee kept nice and warm inside me.”

“You may wonder, which brand of coffee out of all the many, many different brands you’ve kept piping hot do you like the most?”

“Why, Kaldi’s Coffee, of course!  Coffee roasted by people with good sense and good experience.  Try a cup today!”

While having coffee with some people from the film industry I was asked what I do in my spare time.  How could I not then start putting googly eyes on everything, including the coffee?

It’s actually an interesting visual effect, placing eyes on (or in) two separate objects creates the illusion that they’re somehow connected because we’re used to seeing them together on faces.

It doesn’t just work on coffee cups; it works great on beer as well.

Here’ s me with with wonderful Lady Amanda, sharing a nice frothy glass of Guinness with googlies.  Cheers!