“Time for a nice cup of coffee and relax with a news-WOAH!!! What’s that?!?”
“Oh, hi there! I’m a cow and I’m in sitting in your coffee. How’s it goin’?”
“Time for a nice cup of coffee and relax with a news-WOAH!!! What’s that?!?”
“Oh, hi there! I’m a cow and I’m in sitting in your coffee. How’s it goin’?”
“Hey, guys, never, ever, EVER tip a cow…”
“Tip a barista instead! They work hard to give you your triple half-calf double whip soy vanilla lattes!”
“MOOOOOOOOO!!!”
I used to date a very pretty girl named Kelly and she one day gave me this… wonderful thing as a gift:

It’s sorta looks like a cow, sorta like a cat… and it’s got lady shoes on.

Kelly said she thought of me when she saw it.

I think its from Vietnam, but the most important feature is the heart on the side. How sweet!