Here’s another bright spot in your day brought to us by none-other than our intrepid international googly reporter, Christine!

“Oh boy!  I’ve just come into the world and I am so excited and full of wonder!  What is my purpose in life?  Why am I here?  Oh, I can’t wait to find out!”

“Woah, hey!  This seems like something!  Maybe this is what I’m meant to do.  I… I feel kinda woozy.  I’m having… trouble seeing now… things are growing… dark…”

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Here is another submission from Kimberly T. from Gainesville, FL!

She described it as “a worried pea pod standing by his fallen brethren”.  Awesome work, Kimmy!

“Welcome to Wolf, Wolf, and Wolf and Sons!  We’re so happy you agreed to the salary arrangements.  Now, as your first order of duty I ask that you step into this vat of BBQ sauce and then make yourself comfortable in your new office.  I must warn you that our A/C is off and it’s hot as an oven in there.  I’ll see you around soon; the other associates would love to meet you for lunch.”   *licks chops*