Googly Eye Pictures

“Hey, great party, Ralph.  This is a lot of fun.  You look different somehow…”

“Yeah, I got my ears did.”

“What did you have done?”

“I got them re-flipflopped.  Looks totally sweet, doncha think?  I’m thinking of having my tail double-wagged too.”

“Oh, wait… everyone else has their tails double-wagged already.  I think I’ll have to get a triple-wag.”

“Good thinking, Ralph.”

“Can I come inside now?  PLEASE!?!!?”

“Ummmm… It’s not what you think.”

“T-They w-w-were using me… AS A DOOR STOP!  *sob*  What kind of cruel person uses a cute little doggy like me as a doorstop?  They’re MONSTERS!”

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Thanks to Christine for exposing this shocking bit of stuffed animal abuse in England!

Thanks, Christine!  I’ll assume this was taken in Scotland.