Googly Eye Pictures

Oh-Emm-Gee, folks!  This googly comes from Lisa R. of Chicago, IL!  She writes:

I found this in the kitchen at work.

That’s some grade-A reporting there, Lisa!  Thank you so much for your submission!

“Hello, beautiful lady.  Would you do me the favor of having me for breakfast?  It would be my honor.”

“Why, no, I do not mind having my skin removed and my innards consumed by you.  Nothing would bring me greater pleasure.  Enjoy!”

“Well, you know, I just don’t get any love from her… you know?  I don’t know…”

“I just don’t think he desires me the way he used to.  What?  No, I won’t kiss him now- Hey-Unhand me!”

“Geez!  Alright, I’ll kiss him!  Just let me go dammit!”

“We’ll get along from now on!  Just let us go, alright?  You know for a marriage councilor you’re awfully ‘hands on’, you know?”

It was called something like that… either way, it was an awesome hookah from Al Waha in St. Louis.  You can choose a fruit to be used as the bowl for holding the tobacco.  Adds a real nice hint of flavor to the tobacco, which is generally nicely flavored as well.

“psst… Hey!  Human!  Come over here, me need your help!”

“What?  No!  Me no grapefruit!  Me Ugli!  Yes, yes, me is Ugli Fruit, not grapy-fruit!”

“Look, me name no important.  Me have terrible itch and me no reach it.  Could you scratch Ugli back for me!?”

“OHHH YEAHHH!!!! ME LIKE THAT!!! OH YES YES!!! SO MUCH BETTER!!!”

“A little to the back and – OH YEAH!!! THAT THE SPOT!!! OH ME THANK YOU!!!  ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER!!!”