Googly Eye Pictures

“All bow down before me who hast the eyes of googliness!  I am Googlithena, Goddess of all things Googly!”

“What dost thou mean by, “Google is suing me”?  What is this Google thou speaketh of?   A rival deity?”

“Oh… this is a subpoena… yes… yes… Alright.  This all appears to be in order.  Well, I guess I can become the Goddess of something else then… maybe hotdogs.  I like hotdogs.”

“You say you want to marry my DAUGHTER!?  You must first pass the test of the lava pit to see if the lava god views you worthy enough to be chief of this tribe after I die.”

“THROW HIM INTO THE VOLCANO SO HE MAY BE JUDGED!!!  IF HE RETURNS ALIVE HE MAY MARRY MY DAUGHTER!”

“Hehe… I never get tired of that one…”

“HALT!!!  I know why you are here, Jack, Kate,  Sawyer.  I can answer all of your questions.  All you have done has led to this moment.  I will now tell you all you need to know and you shall become gods over all of humanity.”

“I am the one who brought you here.  I am the one who had set all the rules by which all has happened.  You are the ones I have waited for.  I am the fulfiller of your destiny.”

“Wait!  What are you doing?  If you sever me from the cerebus mainframe I shall perish, and you will never know my secrets.  You will never know what power you could wield.  I could make you immortal like Jacob.  I could make each of you a god more powerful than Anubis, more powerful than Isis, more powerful than any human who has ever lived!”

“No… stop!  If you kill me you will never escape the island.  You will die here and your soul will remain here forever!   I have lived for 10,000 years!  I am humanity!  I am your history, your science, I AM GOD!”

“You fools… now all is lost.  All is lost.  I… am… god… your… creator…  I… am… the… one… called……. I……. ammmmmmmm……….”

“Behold!  You are in the presence of Totokamun, God of wine and corks!”

“Place your bottles of wine before me and I shall ascend the corks to heaven so that the wine may flow free!”

In the beginning, the Earth was without form and devoid of disco…

Then the god of disco did say, “Let there be boogie nights” and he saw that it was good.

And all across the world there came flashing floor tiles, shimmering orbs of light, and tight, tight clothing.

A mighty disco beat filled the air which begat MFSB, which begat Donna Summer, which begat the Bee Gees, which begat the Village People.  And the Village People came upon the masses and said, “Let there be the wearing of funny hats and the movement of arms in the shape of letters” and all could see it was good.

“Oh, hello there!  I wasn’t expecting company.  Please come closer, mortal.”

“Yes, yes, I am sure you have lots of questions about why I am perching on top of the world.”

“No, do not worry.  It is no problem.  I will move along in good time.  I am just getting some sun.  I may be one of the gods but I am cold-blooded after all.”

“Did I destroy your village accidentally?  My apologies, dear mortal.  Cycle of life and death, you know.  Now if you’ll escuse me I need to go into solar hibernation for one thousand years.  Good night!”