Googly Eye Pictures

“Time to get lit up!  WOOOOOOOO!!!”

Her name is Margaret.

“Oh, I do declare!  I am ever so lonely!  Who would have ever thought a beautiful young lamp like myself would end up becoming an old maid…”

“Oh!  It’s that dashing Mr. Havershamp!  I best do something to get his manly attentions.”

“HELLO, MR. HAVERSHAMP!   OH!!!  EXCUSE ME, I DO BELIEVE MY BULB IS SHOWING!  HOW EMBARRASSING YET EXCITING!  Umm… Mr. Havershamp?”

“He’s walking away… Oh, what did I do to deserve such a lonely and solitary life.  I so wanted to someday be the happy mother of a bunch of beautiful baby nightlights.  Sigh….”

“SILENCE! You have been brought here before the Grand High Council of Lamps to answer for your crimes against lamp-kind!”

“SILENCE! You will now hear the list of charges read against you of which you have been charged!”

“SILENCE! We will now skip thew listing of charges and go directly to the verdict!  GUILTY! ”

“SILENCE! Your sentence for your heinous crimes against all lamp-kind is a life-time of hard labor powering our electrical generators which gives us life and power!  Sentence beginning now! Take him to the giant hamster wheel with the other fleshy betrayers!  SILENCE!!!“

“Greetings!  I am a friendly lamp from outerspace!  I come in peace!  Please do not be alarmed as I try to land on your planet.”

“Ho ho!  So many questions you have about why I’m descending upon your soil!  Just let me land and I’ll answer all your questions in due time!”

“Uh oh!  You just shot at me with missiles and lasers!  Looks like question/answer time will have to wait until after I DESTROY ALL OF YOU!!!”

“DESTROY FIRST, TALK LATER!  NNNAAAAYGH!”

Recently a horrifying discovery was made in an hidden lamp laboratory in the artic: human-lamp hybrids.

The end result is a sickening mixture of man and illuminatory machine.  The true purpose of this monstrous experiment are just as unknown and mysterious as the lamps themselves.

Each lamp hybrid found soon died, proving that for now the lamp menace has failed in whatever sinister plan they had come up with the enslave humanity.  Stay vigilant, natural born citizens of Earth!