Someday, When Pigs Can Land
Googly eyes posted on January 10th, 2012 in Cute Googlies Sad Googlies
“Hey, there, buddy! Come to put some of your allowance in my money slot? Alright!”
“Huh… that’s weird. I don’t see any money in your hands. You know that’s an awfully big hammer, you should be careful with that.”
“Y-you know, if I was more p-paranoid I might get the idea you might be trying to make a withdrawal… Umm.. Buddy?” *CRASH*
Excuse me, Mrs. GlassenKleener, could you tell us some of the things you’ve seen during your time as head janitor at the boys domitory?

“Honey, you don’t wanna know what I’ve seen…”

Okay, fair enough…