Googly Eye Pictures

“Hey, did you hear the one about the Buddhist who ordered a pizza?”

“Umm… no, how does that joke go?”

“He walked into the pizza place and said, ‘Make me one with everything’. HAHAHAHA!!!”

“Ooooohh, that’s a good one. Heh…”

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Googly Editor here,

This wonderful googly was brought to us by Steffany M.   I am not sure what city and state she comes from as I was unable to email her back for some reason (wrong email address?).

Steffany, if you are reading this, we got your googly and we loved it.  Where do you hail from?

She is from Burlington, IA!  Thank you so much for your submission! 

Too much pizza to eat in one sitting?  Try our useful and friendly pizza boxes to make sure your cheesy, saucy treat makes it home in style!

Coming to a pizza parlor near you!

I recently went to Pi Pizza with my friend Drew.  I’d never had it before.  It was pretty good actually, but I think I still like the Blackthorn better.

I must admit I love their to-go boxes.

“Hey, everybody!  Welcome to Googly Pizza!  My wife, she make-a every pizza with-a the love!”

“Yes, I make-a the pizzas with love and I spit in each and every one of them!  PATOEEY,  there’s another one!”

“Haha!  My wife, she only make-a the joke.  She not really spit in-a the pizza. (Honey, you missed one.  Spit in it, pronto…)“

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Googly created at the Delmar Lounge, staring me and FrogPockets.

“Hey, you there, eatin’ that pizza!”

“You know, it’d be a real shame if someone got pepper and parmesan all over that nice pizza there.  Now, if you were to give me some money I could make sure that never happens.”

“What!?  You turn down my generous offer?  Alright boys, teach this man some manners!”

“Hah!  See how you like your pizza now, guess you shoulda paid us and… huh!?  You like it better now!?  This guy’s made out of sterner stuff than I thought!  Boys, let’s amscray!”