Smashing Socks, Mate!
Googly eyes posted on May 14th, 2011 in Fashion Googlies
Believe it or not, this is a cell phone cover. How clever, though it lacked the proper googly eyes which I quickly fixed.
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!

“Yeah, I used to be a star. Whaddboutit? Huh? You come here to laugh at me? I know I ain’t what I used ta be. Why doncha just keep on walkin and let this old hag of a sock hang here until she dies, huh, sweetheart?”
Ah, time to put on some nice warm socks and.. what the!?!?

Uh oh, I think these socks have gone unwashed for too long! They’re revolting!

No! No! Back into the sock hamper! Bad socks!

Fine laugh at me all you want. Let’s see how you fare once the cats get ahold of you.

Stupid socks…