Googly Eye Pictures

“All bow down before me who hast the eyes of googliness!  I am Googlithena, Goddess of all things Googly!”

“What dost thou mean by, “Google is suing me”?  What is this Google thou speaketh of?   A rival deity?”

“Oh… this is a subpoena… yes… yes… Alright.  This all appears to be in order.  Well, I guess I can become the Goddess of something else then… maybe hotdogs.  I like hotdogs.”

EPIC UPDATE!!!!!!!

Googly Editor here,

I just wanted to note that this was our 1000th googly posted!!!!  Ohh Emm Gee, folks!  I want to especially thank all of our sender-inners and googly eye fans out there.

A couple people have asked about the AllGoogly.com book.  It is still in the works but it is being held back as two key members of the AllGoogly.com staff, Charles the Googly Editor and Googly Field Reporter Christine, have been busy preparing for their wedding this month.

But just so you know, all googly submitters will recieve a free copy of the book when it comes out.  When that might be… I am not certain, but when it does come out, it shall be epic.

Thank you all for your continued viewership and be sure to do your part to spread googly eye awereness by putting a link to AllGoogly.com on your blog, on FaceBook, or your favorite link server service, liken Reddit or Digg.

- Googly Editor

You ever get the feeling you’re being watched?

—————-

Googly Editor here,  this is yet another one from Jason S. from Woodstock, NY.  I have been a bit lazy recently and have not been taking any googly eye pictures, so I’m taking advantage of Jason’s wonderful submissions.  Thanks again, Jason!

“Yes… Yeeesssss.  That’s it.  Reach for that apple way up there and…. yeah, baby, that’s the-”

“OH!  Hello there, officer!  It’s me!  Mr. Gunderson!  What am I doing here?  Oh, just doing what I’ve always doing in these bushes.  Watching Mrs. Peterson pick some apples in her short skirt.”

“Well, guess I’ll be moving along then.  Hey, uh, Mrs. Peterson?  You might want to lay down now.  Those roofies I slipped in your iced tea should be kicking in now.  Have a wonderful day everybody!”

“Ah, family, is there anything better than stretching in the morning, greeting the sun with wide outstretched arms?”

“You really think so, eh?  I remember it took almost an hour to roll your snoring ass out of bed.”

“What?  I didn’t have any trouble getting out of bed!  I was just practicing yoga in a lying down position.”

“Dad, does yoga also sometimes include throwing up?   Because you were doing a lot of yoga on the living room floor when you came home last night.”

“Quiet, boy…”